Michael

I'm a husband, dad, father, cat parent, good friend, terrible enemy, '56 T-bird owner, guncle, brother, and generally a swell guy.

[Michael @mykalmcb]

@TuckerCNews NO

[Michael @mykalmcb]

@SlimJimJZ @RGIII Schumacher only won 4 in a roll, and that was tied by Lewis Hamilton in 2017-2020

[Michael @mykalmcb]

@ProjectLincoln I can't even imagine the witch hunt for this mother fker when people start dying while at work, simply because there was no federal agency to force employers to protect their workers. I would like to lead that.

[Michael @mykalmcb]

@reeis_lh I'd bend you over the rail and fuck you until a week from next Tuesday.

[Michael @mykalmcb]

@JessieLuvonly Hard pass

[Michael @mykalmcb]

@ariana_nextdoor ish!!

[Michael @mykalmcb]

@Sin_Gifs Scarlett, all the way!

[Michael @mykalmcb]

@USislander As soon as you are willing to pick vegetables because the stupid fuck you support has destroyed the workforce that typically does that thankless job, then you can try to make someone else accountable until shut the fuck up!

[Michael @mykalmcb]

@TheRichFromCali 100% Agree. Ant farms would be make presidents than trump.

[Michael @mykalmcb]

@DrakeVonXXX @artiomboy Tried on white towels whilst wearing your underwear?

[Michael @mykalmcb]

@riggins7779 yep

[Michael @mykalmcb]

@UberMenchies The only government office with a DEI mandate. "The Department of Victim Abuse, Malingment and Eradication"

[Michael @mykalmcb]

@colt_wy Invite you over!

[Michael @mykalmcb]

@JamesTate121 By Jove, I think he's got it!

[Michael @mykalmcb]

@novemberstiana Honey, you might be black, but you are certainly in the dark. Next time, don't let your cellmate have your password.

[Michael @mykalmcb]

@ofcrdeonjoseph You are such a disappointment to your parents.

[Michael @mykalmcb]

@RepMikeCollins Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?

[Michael @mykalmcb]

@PaulaYScanlan Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?

[Michael @mykalmcb]

@YahwehSaysCome @180shift Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?

[Michael @mykalmcb]

@jahtcolo @Mebudde Get back in your doublewide and shut your cock-holder. You don't know what you are talking about. You're an embarrassment to yourself and your family.