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📍Dallas

[descriptive display name that is way too long and @mrgracemugabe]

Becoming an air traffic controller and every time there’s the slightest problem I tell the pilot to land in the Hudson

[cabby @cabby]

Never met a baby that said they don’t like cigarette smoke being blown into their face

[OFL @ohikhaime]

life is way too short to pretend you're not into some freaky stuff

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

I wish coworkers would fight in the bathrooms like in high school.

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

After breaking up, when is the right time to start dating the person you were accused of cheating with??

[Harley @Harl3y5150]

♦️🖤🎭🖤♦️

[EL TIEMPO @ELTIEMPO]

🇨🇴🔴 Así se vivió el terremoto desde la cabina de un avión en el aeropuerto de Pereira. A las a.m. un Airbus 320 en tierra esperando turno para despegue registró el momento exacto del fuerte sismo que sacudió a Colombia.

Una vez el temblor culminó la areonave retomó su maniobra en pista y despegó de la capital de Risaralda, una de las zonas mas golpeadas por el seísmo. ¿Qué opina del momento de susto que vivieron pilotos y pasajeros?

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[Breaking Aviation News & Videos @aviationbrk]

Confusion on board a Silk Way West Boeing 747-8F that was bound for Houston but mistakenly flew toward Dallas on Tuesday. The crew then declared a fuel emergency with only 30 minutes of endurance left.

Flight 7L5722, operating from Mexico City to Houston, entered Dallas airspace instead of Houston’s. With 6,000 pounds of fuel remaining, the crew declared Pan-Pan and requested immediate vectors to Houston’s Runway 26R - unaware they were over Dallas. Controllers intervened, declaring an emergency and rerouting the jet to DFW’s Runway 18R.

Controllers redirected it to DFW where the aircraft landed safely and later completed its intended route.

[The Frustrating Individual @MILFmassacre]

I’m so jealous of women because if you have bigger boobs than your friends everybody knows it. I could have a bigger dick than all my male friends and I wouldn’t know it. They won’t let me know it!

[anthony @tony_bagz]

What a fucked up day man

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

Having sexx for the first time with a new person is kinda loosing your virginity all over again.

[EsDeeKid @esdeekidd]

are you climbing this mountain for the world to see you or to see the world

[CHANEL MURDER @ChanelMurder]

catching feelings for someone used to be so fun yall ruined it now I feel like I’m getting drafted to the war whenever I like someone

[99szn @99sznx]

she cheated on me didn’t she ??

[Siren Summoner @HXPERHAM]

At the gym doing weiner day

[erika @yeeeerika]

i did it. i reached my health insurance deductible and out-of-pocket maximum. what elective appointments and procedures should i get

[mus @_seamusharvey]

"you gotta see the odyssey in imax 70mm"

i will be watching it in 3-5 months on the back of a Delta seat, thx

[Akido @akido256]

Okay, I didn’t expect the end😭

[Soulless Analyst @SoullessAnalyst]

i pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of American Airlines