Mike Harris

Copywriter. WatfordFC. Beer, BBQ and MCU. I find a lot of things funny

[Mike Harris @mykoolhariss]

@WatfordFC Will there be kids sizes?

[Mike Harris @mykoolhariss]

@louorns Not sure who’s actually going to put the ball in the net, who we could cross too, or who’s going win us the ball back. Nice idea but not what we need at the moment

[Eric @CheshireBlueCW2]

Anyone know what’s going on with this guys helmet? #NFL #NFLPlayoffs #Houston #Texans

[Dara Ó Briain @daraobriain]

This is genuinely insane. I mean, just worryingly divorced from any reality. How desperate are people to believe this nonsense?

[A. 🖤 @abbieRFC]

Sleep tight Kim. This world is so cruel💔

[Mike Harris @mykoolhariss]

@secondtierpod @ed_aarons If you cover this on the pod, recommend you dive in Bayat’s reputation first 👀

[Farrukh @implausibleblog]

Ed Davey, "I'm afraid Nigel Farage should be apologising for helping cause this problem in the first place"

"Before Brexit we didn't have a small boats problem because we had 27 return agreements with European Union countries and we could return people"

"But that's to Nigel Farage, Boris Johnson and the Conservatives, we tore up those agreements when we left the European Union, and now we have this problem"

"I hope when he's on your program you'll ask him to apologise"

"What Nigel Farage and Boris Johnson did is have a magnet of people, more and more people coming to the UK, because we can't return them"

"So again I ask you please, that Nigel Farage is exposed for his failures and contributions to the small boats crisis"

- Maybe we should call them Farage's Brexit Boats

[Mike Harris @mykoolhariss]

@VancityReynolds looking forward to the Welcome episode when you compare what you’re doing to this legend!

[MIKE WALTERS @MikeWaltersMGM]

Today’s ⁦@DailyMirror⁩ on ⁦@eltonofficial⁩ taking ⁦@WatfordFC⁩ from 92nd to No.1 on English football’s ultimate magic carpet ride: It began 50 years ago today

[MIKE WALTERS @MikeWaltersMGM]

Today’s ⁦@DailyMirror⁩ on ⁦@eltonofficial⁩ taking ⁦@WatfordFC⁩ from 92nd to No.1 on English football’s ultimate magic carpet ride: It began 50 years ago today

[LB✌🏽 @Londonblue_2]

Chloe Kelly showing some class spending time chatting to the young girl on stage before turning to the camera and mouthing “fcuking come on…”
😂😂😂

[Stuart hutchison @Hutchywutch]

Exactly this. Jenrick is the most corrupt man in this Parliament and the last, and the one before that.

[Sean Ingle @seaningle]

The BBC has snubbed a world record attempt by Olympic golden girl Keely Hodgkinson on its main channels in favour of showing a film it aired as recently in October 2024 and a repeat of Flog It!

Her race on Saturday will iPlayer only. Strange decision.

https://t.co/QW4jAg9wqB

[Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss]

@IsabelOakeshott @reformparty_uk @Nigel_Farage You sure, Isabel?

[Oasis Mania @OasisMania]

24 years ago today, Oasis headlined Reading Festival. What a line-up 👏

[Blake Emal @heyblake]

Greatest no-copy ad ever?

[No Score Draws ✍️ (Alex & Sian - BOOK OUT NOW!) @CheapPanini]

The stare

[Farrukh @implausibleblog]

In the first question at the BBC Debate, Sue says, "People are dismayed by the lack of integrity and honesty in politics today"

At the same time as the debate, Conservative Party HQ changed their Twitter account to 'Tax Check UK' which leads to a website with misleading information about Labour's tax plans

And in response to Sue's question, Rishi Sunak said, "Leadership means being straight with people.. The choice at this election is about leadership and integrity in politics.. Leadership means being straight with people about what you plan to do.. Keir Starmer and the Labour party are not being straight with you"

The absolute shame of the Conservative Prime Minister Rishi Sunak talking about leadership and integrity while CCHQ have changed their appearance - outright deception - and link to a website full of false information about the Labour party's tax plans

Please vote for whichever party will remove the Conservative candidate in your area: Labour, LibDem, Green, SNP, Plaid Cymru - any of them would be better than another five years of the Conservatives

Go to https://t.co/lnEiAm48hP - to find the best option for a tactical vote option in your constituency

[Democratic Wins Media @DemocraticWins]

BREAKING: CNN just released their fact check of Donald Trump throughout the debate. It turns out Donald Trump lied on just about every answer. Retweet so all Americans see this vital fact check on Trump’s BS.