Michael Reeve

Will no one rid me of this turbulent geek? (My views are my own, yada yada yada...)

[Michael Reeve @mykreeve]

Why on Earth did @TheNewsAgents spend so long talking to @GreenblattJD? It’s embarrassing to hear such a pathetic shill happy to repeat Trump talking points, but whenever he was challenged on their inconsistencies claimed he “hadn’t heard that” and “didnt want to speculate”.

[Michael Reeve @mykreeve]

@policylaila Why is London so cold?
Why are there mountains in London?
Why is she holding hands with a penguin?
Why does Laila leave no footprints?
Whose footprints are they following?

This is just terrible.

[Michael Reeve @mykreeve]

I didn't know it was your pussy palace, pussy palace, pussy palace, pussy palace
I always thought it was a grotto, grotto, grotto

[Michael Reeve @mykreeve]

Ask Danny Kruger *why* the Civil Service had to expand “about ten years ago”, as he just mentioned, @BBCr4today! Could it be to try to implement the feckless Brexit that he and his party supported?

[Michael Reeve @mykreeve]

It’s Mads Mikkelsen, isn’t it?

[Michael Reeve @mykreeve]

@TalkTV @TVKev I mean this is only true if you equate “traditional” with “wrong”, “outdated”, or “out of touch with public opinion”.

Kirk opposed gay marriage, abortion and trans-rights, and spread conspiracy theories about Covid and voting. He claimed Great Replacement Theory was UK policy.

[Michael Reeve @mykreeve]

@elonmusk Interesting.

[Michael Reeve @mykreeve]

Hi @MarsUK, didn’t we spend ages telling kids not to put things called “pods” in their mouths? I think @tide might be able to remind you…

[Michael Reeve @mykreeve]

@TVKev Oh wow. This is a real tweet! I assumed this was something someone had made up to make you seem like a radical lunatic.

[Michael Reeve @mykreeve]

@Conservatives Sheridan Westlake is just as effective here as he was promoting himself for positions in the Oxford Union Society at Brasenose College back in 1996.

[Michael Reeve @mykreeve]

Hi @IanDunt @Dorianlynskey, enjoying the most recent @OriginStorycast. Thought you might like to see this old Private Eye I recently found while clearing out.

Thatcher’s “The Downing Street Years” was £25 when it came out in hardback in 1993. Over £52 in today’s money!

[Michael Reeve @mykreeve]

@chainsaws111 @andoh_adjoa @lambeth_council It looks like this with only a single day’s worth of rain. This photo was taken a month ago. The park never used to flood like this, but the ground has been compacted from annual events and no longer absorbs rain as well as it used to.

[Senator Mark Kelly @SenMarkKelly]

Traitor?

Elon, if you don’t understand that defending freedom is a basic tenet of what makes America great and keeps us safe, maybe you should leave it to those of us who do.

[Michael Reeve @mykreeve]

Hey @AmazonUK, what’s this tab for on my Kindle Scribe? It appeared this week, without explanation, & I can’t find a way to get rid of it.
If I open it up, it’s completely blank. No explanation for what it’s for. Terrible UI and a distraction from the reading experience. @amazon

[Michael Reeve @mykreeve]

Here comes @_GregSwenson, vomiting some “alternative facts” all over the @bbclaurak studio. Embarrassing to see someone try to describe events that we all saw so inaccurately. Horrifyingly craven or delusional?

#bbclaurak

[Michael Caine @themichaelcaine]

Trump calm down

[Michael Reeve @mykreeve]

@richardosman After hearing your listener’s message about honeymooning next to Brosnan, can we make sure @MarinaHyde’s 10 minute “cool assessment” with him is chaperoned?

[Momentum Chaser @electricfutures]

After several delays, @DOGE has finally posted its purported savings. Why did it take so long to create a simple webpage with a 1000-row table? Who knows! Let's dig in.

Headline number: $55B saved. They list the savings per nixed contract. This should be easy to verify then.

🧵

[Michael Reeve @mykreeve]

@richardwillq @lambeth_council I was really puzzled by the decision to clear the fourth pond area. No explanation or information provided anywhere that I can see. The bushes and bamboo there always used to be full of sparrows.

[Michael Reeve @mykreeve]

Damn you @AppleMusic. Was doing well for #whamageddon this year, put on Apple Music 1 radio to wrap some presents, and…