asya

sounds of the slots

[asya @mylarsheet]

@kr0niku oh bruh they cannot be alone with their minds thats why they cant be sitting thru a 3 hour movie or do anything really without having one airpod in its sooo scary

[asya @mylarsheet]

me to salad: 😎 🦯

[Kathleen Cahill @bingtoolbar]

I could throw a birthday party for my cat and you guys would lob Peter thiel accusations at it

[Anında @anindanet]

Bir tıp öğrencisi, bir tavuk göğsünü pratik rinoplasti dersine dönüştürerek dikkat çekti.

[asya @mylarsheet]

The arrival of Thursday is obvious from Wednesday

[Pavel Asparouhov @Pavel_Asparagus]

If you pay market rate rent in NYC you get to see all the people you're subsidizing on the way to work today

I hope they have fun at the parade today!

[asya @mylarsheet]

it’s days like these that you’re reminded that most ppl in nyc somehow dont have jobs

[the tweets they don't want you to see @mickal500]

the lemon potatoes right now

[asya @mylarsheet]

huge day for people who just started caring about the knicks two weeks ago

[asya @mylarsheet]

guyssss lets go to nowies 😍

[kitty pavlova @kitty_pavlova]

guys who work in office jobs from home: i need like 10000g of protein or i will literally die

guy who actually does manual labor: did yuo know seven elever has a deal where two taquitos free if you get monster energy drink

[asya @mylarsheet]

no new technology formed against me shall prosper

[asya @mylarsheet]

shittin on these hoes like im waste & sanitation department

[asya @mylarsheet]

say what u will about the canal st nigerian fellas but they sure do sell some fire za

[asya @mylarsheet]

because its impossible to walk 6 miles in any other state

[Marc Torrence @marctorrence]

This will sound like an obnoxious “only in New York thing” but randomly deciding to walk 6 miles home from work because it’s a nice day and you want some fresh air is really an amazing experience you can’t get anywhere else

[asya @mylarsheet]

Injected ✨ by Goyim 💕

[Ankler Rushfield @richardrushfield]

If you tune into one episode of The Rushfield Lunch, make it this one as I'm joined by Woah Vicki who will explain influencers to me until our heads explode. Tues 10 am PT/1 pm ET https://t.co/WfUBQolV7Z

[asya @mylarsheet]

since when do u all gaf about easter

[asya @mylarsheet]

@mezcalsoda Same I wish it had the same debilitating effect it has on most so I could really learn my lesson.. unfortunately im #normal

[Kathleen Cahill @bingtoolbar]

Sending you love and light