Korean society: so how are people going to receive old age pensions if everyone in the country is old?
Korean government: well, we, uh
Americans coming around the corner with a literal truckload of money: Are you guys the people who make RAM?
Pro tip if you’re rocking the baby to sleep, wear a tank top and leave the window open to hear the sounds of the city.
Then you can murmur things like “it’s too hot to live in this town” and pretend you’re in a Tennessee Williams play.