a good meal

the only thing we've learned from history is that we don't learn from history

[tern @1goodtern]

You couldn't make this up.
If you plotted this in a movie or TV show it would seem too ridiculous and unsubtle.

[Based Octagon Report @basedmmaX]

@ChampRDS @TMZ_Sports How the tables have turned, Dustin is getting arrested for being piss drunk and Conor is training to headline next PPV😭

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

Me: “i don’t have condoms”
Her: “it’s ok, i do”

Red flag

[a good meal @mynameisel]

why japanese foids have the best tits in the world?

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

@yvltopshoota You’re about to be introduced to a statistical concept you won’t understand

[Nuclear Caudillo🇺🇸🇩🇴 @CaudilloNuclear]

Men who don’t fuck need it to be obvious.
Men who do fuck barely need a hint.

And that’s why you’re asking this question. You’re tired of sharing men and want more men to man up and approach.

[MadTeaParticipant @MadParticipant]

@lapislagoons Midnight swim in the ocean cause the moons out and we’re alive

[Mister Knish @Mister_Knish]

I feel bad for dudes on the tl who have nothing cooking with women. I sucked in my youth, I get it BUT….i mean you gotta run into a fastball at some point. Sleep with fat girl or something. “I’m 25 and I’ve never kissed a girl.” Nigga. Cmon.

[BeanForecaster @BeanForecaster]

Every single guys trip in your late 20s:

- everyone goes way too hard in the first night
- second day everyone is a shell of a human
- zero women spoken to
- violent hangover in the airport terminal, but you can at least afford a flight besides the one at 6am

[Granite Mtn. @gran1te_mtn]

“Now invite her to a private event at Nobu”

[Prometheus @CaribbeanRythms]

This is one of the nicest spots to bite on a foid. Bit of olive oil and salt.

[a good meal @mynameisel]

Bro got scammed with a gangbang pre-payment

[冴島AM @lusifer6]

19歳の時、出会い系PCMAXで「15,000円で乱行に参加できます」と女に誘われた。不安よりも性欲と好奇心が勝ち、申し込んだ。カラオケ集合。事前に会の男と別の場所で落ち合い、参加費を渡す。「他のメンバー集めてくるのでお先にどうぞ」と言われた。向かったカラオケのフロントで、予約名を伝えたら、

[Monger @w_m0ng3r]

Having sex with an 18yo woman feels so good though.

[. @Jacopfe_]

@sairaspooks Unc pussy that pussy you gotta spit start

[Mark E. Jeftovic @jeftovic]

If you’re a socialist/marxist/collectivist and you aren’t pooling all of your assets with all of the other socialist/marxists you know and dividing it equally - you’re basically proving every day that it doesn’t work.

[Uri Kurlianchik @VerminusM]

Why is it always "seize the means of production" and never "create the means of production"?

[HowlingHomo @HowlingHomo]

@__Floww “I’m a three hundred pound brown girl and also insane”

[Latvija Bird 🇱🇻 @LatvijaBird]

I don't know if anyone's done this before, but it occurred to me that non-Latvians might not be aware of the Hibernating Badger story, so I took it upon myself to create a rough subtitled translation of it.

Foreigner friends, I present to you: The Badger Show.

[Yaril Foxears @YarilFoxEren]

niggas be like i took drugs to turn into a woman and im starting to feel retarded 😹😹😹 yeah nigga they working

[taobanker @taobanker]

eye contact after age 30 is weird because you immediately know who wants to have sex