seymore (the big swing) butts

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[seymore (the big swing) butts @mynameissteves]

Mercury is in retrograde,,, time to act a fool #Capricorn

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@sama Cure cancer instead of displacing workers

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The 49ers are pulling off the first unanimous worst draft in the history of the league. @JohnLynch49ers retire

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@nowayitshim_ @MikeDeFabo Think critically for a moment, athletes often times like to celebrate a big win with a night of debauchery, and you think they looked around the locker room and said “you know who would be a stress free hang at a time like this, the director of the FBI”

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Never kill yourself, Christopher Nolan is still making movies

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@Bucky_cm Cancel the construction project requiring wood because one of the settlers needs a new leg

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What if Clavicular only got brutaly frame-mogged by an ASU frat leader to distract us from the Epstein files

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Only gay men are watching kid rock over this performance #SuperBowl

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@hawkmania4 @RBurroughs14041 You’re a fucking loser

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@tljawful @doconnell2000 Injuries

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@SFSportsGhost @PrivacyIsXtinct @MikeFinn49 They only respond to things if they can hit you with the “I know you are but what am I”

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@49ersSportsTalk You can tell that the fans are accustomed to a winning culture by how cool calm and collected they have acted this week

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@ReubenR80027912 I want you to think about the raiders color scheme and then reconsider that last bullet point

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@CollinRugg You have to be exceptionally stupid to believe this

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@BetMGM Mcvay wouldn’t win 4 games with the team Shanahan has brought to the divisional round

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@ryanghensley Trey lance

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Coca Cola is a health potion for the hungover

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@rossfelt2 @EastBayChris This is the equivalent of a mother tweeting her child graduating middle school. You’re a loser and anyone not at the table can see that

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@CookiePirateJLa @teswoketoi I’m a doctor and you have schizophrenia

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@BeerlyKerry Did you watch the last two primetime games? Your NFC West selection seems… what’s the word? Stupid

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@PFF Should have waited until the 262nd overall drafted qb played to post this