rev. topher mehlhoff (he/him)

preacher, comedy nerd, social justice paladin, good at mario kart. statements represent me, God if I'm doing it right. he/him

[rev. topher mehlhoff (he/him) @mynameistopher]

"So Jesus isn’t sarcastically saying that Peter has NO faith, he’s literally saying that Peter has little faith. Itty-bitty, junior faith. He’s like a faithlet, a faithling, a cute lil’ faithy." https://t.co/vpM1Gtwtx3

[rev. topher mehlhoff (he/him) @mynameistopher]

"Unlike Scarcity, which begs for our attention at all times, Abundance seems to like waiting in the wings until it’s time to make an entrance." https://t.co/McdtpNJnfv

[rev. topher mehlhoff (he/him) @mynameistopher]

"The good news is that everything is going according to plan. I don’t believe God has one, rigid, pre-ordained plan for the world. But I do think God is an awesome improviser."

https://t.co/NTbh4HLwre

[rev. topher mehlhoff (he/him) @mynameistopher]

"To fight injustice, we don’t kill the weeds, we save the wheat."

https://t.co/P1i0QCoIBT

[rev. topher mehlhoff (he/him) @mynameistopher]

"Deep truth that’s worth thinking about is not so orderly. It’s often paradoxical. And it’s not the answer that brings us meaning—it’s the journey we took to get to the answer."

https://t.co/GmBMD8Hgpm

[rev. topher mehlhoff (he/him) @mynameistopher]

@NewRockstars Lol doi have to?

[rev. topher mehlhoff (he/him) @mynameistopher]

Are we allowed to use the old name of we're talking about the past? For example, "Remember when Twitter didn't suck?"

[rev. topher mehlhoff (he/him) @mynameistopher]

@elonmusk When a billionaire's soul is completely eaten, the money moves on to the brain.

[rev. topher mehlhoff (he/him) @mynameistopher]

@mattxiv Shapiro, pictured here next to a standard sized movie poster.

[rev. topher mehlhoff (he/him) @mynameistopher]

I was telling my middle kid about Deadpool—how he breaks the fourth wall and knows he's in a comic/movie. He said, "Then he's the only superhero who knows that Stan Lee died."
😢😢😢😭

[rev. topher mehlhoff (he/him) @mynameistopher]

Skip this one. It's not good enough to be in your daily 600.

[rev. topher mehlhoff (he/him) @mynameistopher]

@RonWaxman @caitiedelaney 🤷‍♂️ might as well jump🤷‍♂️

[rev. topher mehlhoff (he/him) @mynameistopher]

@MasterTainment 💰💰💰💰

[rev. topher mehlhoff (he/him) @mynameistopher]

No enlightened person has ever called another person an NPC.

[rev. topher mehlhoff (he/him) @mynameistopher]

@wolfnsunflowers Guys, it is NOT that hard. Feel around down there, you can't miss it.

[rev. topher mehlhoff (he/him) @mynameistopher]

@TheSWU Three over about ten years, then a thirty year break, repeat.

[rev. topher mehlhoff (he/him) @mynameistopher]

@padeliciouss I don't think Himbos come in green.

[rev. topher mehlhoff (he/him) @mynameistopher]

@MasterTainment @EPM106 Why do people who are tired of Marvel feel like they need to have everyone be tied of Marvel?

[rev. topher mehlhoff (he/him) @mynameistopher]

@BillCorbett @newtgingrich Change your name to Oldt Gingrich.

[rev. topher mehlhoff (he/him) @mynameistopher]

@MasterTainment Legitimately thought they meant that as a good thing. 😂