myranda rockett

[💗 @urfaveluvr]

i do alot of illegal shit but i draw the line at littering bitch.

[𝒻. @300moods]

van gogh inspired painting 🌸

[mimi @akmichellexx]

who the fuck is sarah tonin

[TayceTalksMusic301 @TayceTalksMusic]

Mac Miller ‘Diablo’ Released 9 Years Ago, Today🕊️🔥 https://t.co/AwoNFQDSfR

[Porter @ItsRetrop]

@Zarinacar i thought they were the bag but they really just a salt packet 😒

[Zar ✰ @Zarinacar]

sucks when u think someone’s dope and they turn out to be baking soda

[doctor longcheese @seahorseradish]

This meal prep shit is easy

[myranda rockett @myranda907]

@_lillianngrace Literally can’t hear without them

[edith @ruderissaa]

this guy asked for my # at the car wash, told him no I had a bf - he goes, “damn and he got you washing your own car.” LMAOO

[myranda rockett @myranda907]

@VerityFeltman Lmao we ain’t driving around for fun anymore 🤡 🚗

[myranda rockett @myranda907]

There’s no wrong way to have avocado toast..
want an egg on it? Yum
A lil hot sauce?? So good
With hummus & balsamic glaze? Yes please
Literally so diverse 🥑

[Whitney Cummings @WhitneyCummings]

I know it’s going to be hard to tell the difference between me and @meganfox in this movie, but our characters are so different that it should be fine I promise. I love you @MODSUN and @machinegunkelly. this is just the beginning.

[myranda rockett @myranda907]

@L1nd4ddy @MrMarcMarmeto My favorite one is when you have to ask them if they’d like to add a tip on card (no more handing the I pad out bc Covid) and they say “not today” every fucking day

[nxse ✯ @nxsedlorxnz]

i love having black hair till my ginger starts coming in…..

[Luke 🤘💦 @hydrated_sadboi]

my toxic trait is saying “the vibes are off” when what it actually is I don’t have the emotional capacity or vocab to express myself

[Jacque Gorelick @jacgorelick]

The male urge to soak a pan until someone else washes it.