Baliztik

World of Warcraft Goblin Mook. About as smart as I am pretty.

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@SpencerHakimian From what, gay thoughts? We know.

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@DGarrettDG You ever plow through a pre-school jungle gym doing 85 while you tickle your pickle to MAGA propoganda? Well that's how it feels to drive a Ford F150.

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@BringBackBanjoK My friend, in anger, once threw my N64 controller. Rumble pack and all.
It literally broke the wall.
Controller was fine, btw. Finished Majora's Mask that weekend, no issues.

We are not the same.

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@PaxtonsPatriots @KenPaxtonTX Good of Ken to put Grindr away for long enough to ... look like a fuckin' idiot.

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@ConflictNerd Eight years in development hell, total time for the game is less than 20 hours. Yeah, there's absolutely nothing to complain about ...

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@JamesTate121

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@xin_xvi > Metzen Returns to WoW
> Promises to fix WoW
> War Within is fuckin' boring
> Community says anything but more elf stuff
> More elf stuff
> Bullshit currency for housing

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@G27Status Normalize short duration games costing less than industry standards, in that case. $15 sounds about right.

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@Blizzard_Ent Why is it so hard for you to make and maintain a game? Honestly, this is the shit you make and put out. Such hot garbage.

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@BrndnStrssng The one and only time I went into an Apple store, the dude that helped me was about 6'3" 320lbs of pure muscle. It was so distracting lol.

So yeah, it happens. I don't think he's taking down any terrorists, but he can troubleshoot like you would not believe.

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@bearzzxx She's an openly racist who baby trapped a comedian and ruined his marriage. The fuck?

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@NOTBBB0650 He looks like he lives in a roach motel.

Oh wait, he fuckin' does. Yeah, the ladies want that sweet, sweet 6'3" white trash mud-stuffin'.

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@NewYorkRedPill @adammocklerr This picture is from Dec 25, 2024 before he was even in office. Why are you so dumb? OH! NYCONSERVATIVE, I get it. You're a Republicunt. Gotcha. Very on brand.

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@MissPookems Any souls bullshit. They're not good games, and I don't know why people pretend they are.

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Could of also been the heroine. Or the brain eating ameba. No, not his wife. The actual brain eating thing he woofed down like a jackass idiot.

He can get fukt.

[Valerie Anne Smith @ValerieAnne1970]

VACCINE INJURY: RFK Jr. Took ONE Flu Shot… and Lost His Voice FOREVER

In 1996, he walked into a clinic, rolled up his sleeve for a routine flu shot… and left with a permanent neurological disorder: Spasmodic Dysphonia.

His voice became strained, broken, and raspy — a life-altering condition that doctors initially couldn’t explain. No trauma. No warning. Just a shot… and everything changed.

Years later, while preparing litigation against flu vaccine manufacturers, RFK Jr. finally saw the truth in black and white on the manufacturers’ own inserts: Spasmodic Dysphonia is listed as a known side effect of certain flu vaccines.

He wasn’t imagining it. It was documented.

This isn’t ancient history. This is RFK Jr. — the man now leading health policy — warning us from personal, painful experience.

How many others have suffered in silence? How many “rare” side effects are hidden in the fine print?

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@girlfailurepro @aledornell You can. You really, really can. No good will come of it, but you absolutely can!

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@CuriosityonX Hail Mary.

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@GABOY1331 @Scarletkthreads Uh oh, grandpa found the Twitter Machine. Yikes. No wonder your kids don't talk to you anymore.

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@MissMintyTTV All pure dps classes should have either 1 healing or 1 tank spec. Rogue's Outlaw spec becomes a counter attacking, dodge machine. Warlock's Demonology has you absorbing different demons to make you a tanky beast.

Etc. Etc.

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@Cnewbster Blizz: Warriors are performing well. Buffs mages.

Blizz: Rogues need a little help. Buffs mages.

Every second Saturday: Buffs mages.

Blizz: Mages are outperforming other classes by a mile. So we are nerfing their X skill by 20%. Buffs Y & Z abilities 30%.