For 90% of the game, Haaland just lurks around. He hardly even pays attention to the ball.
But then - out of a sudden - at the exact right moment, he awakens, scores a historic goal, and immediately goes back to lurking around.
He cannot be replicated.
Trump Closed One Door, Modi Opened 27 Others (Thread)
Aug 2025: Trump slaps 50% tariffs on India over Russian oil and $48-60bn of Indian exports suddenly became uncompetitive. Textiles, gems, leather, shrimp all hit.
Exports to US fell nearly 28% in months.
India's largest single export market turned into a wall overnight.
But India didn't panic
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🇯🇵😂 The most Japanese celebration ever
After Japan’s 2–2 draw against the Netherlands, fans rushed onto Tokyo’s famous Shibuya Crossing to celebrate.
For exactly 40 seconds.
Why? Because the pedestrian light was green.
As soon as it turned red, everyone stopped celebrating and obediently moved back to the sidewalks.
Even in the middle of a spontaneous football celebration, the Japanese still refused to break traffic rules.
[Thread] Why should you blame the children when their DNA is such. Ever classist and abusive Congress has never accepted anyone rising from a humble background. Who can forget Mani Shankar Ayyir’s “Chaiwala” Jibe. Classic Hit
@narendramodi Congratulations on becoming the longest serving prime minister elected in India’s history, and thank you for supporting innovation that enriches people’s lives!
Cannot make this up.
TMC leader Brahmanand Chakraborty found by police hiding under a pile of sarees in Howrah, not far from Kolkata.
Accused of taking “cut money” in exchange for govt housing scheme benefits.
I fact-checked India's 2014 vs 2026 infrastructure numbers, added some more important parameters that were missed and an extremely important data point, the target.
Because some of this growth would have happened anyway. The question is whether India beat, met, or missed its own or global benchmarks.
So, I have compiled 48 parameters in total and every number is from PIB, IBEF, the Economic Survey and ministry dashboards.
Wherever the government did not set explicit targets, I benchmarked it against China.
Some targets beaten. Some missed. Every data point is verified.
Full data below.