Gertrude Green

Transport Planning Technician, has Epilepsy, Autism, ADHD and Endometriosis. A borderline crazy cat lady, stereotypical yo-yo dieter and coffee lover.

[Gertrude Green @mysinglestatus]

I emailed the #DWP #AccessToWork team, with a few queries around my account, to get this automated response

"Please note this email address will close on 01/05/2026"

Now the only contact is the phone, usually a busy and unproductive method.

Can we say #PoorCustomerService

[Gertrude Green @mysinglestatus]

Stop development of Broadlands farm on Asdale Road - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/OAP216gamn via @UKChange

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@ronsterd89 Marmite, chocolate or banana

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@LibertyNut1 Happiness

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I forgot my dresses have pockets so I didn't check them and now all my washing smells like Vicks cherry menthol sweets 🙈

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@NoContextBrits @McDonaldsUK I remember them being 60p each.

Now let's talk about the double cheeseburger, they were 99p on the pound saver menu they brought out in 2004. Everything was under £1 on the pound saver menu, it got me through my meals during early college years stretching my EMA out till payday.

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@McDonalds What have you done to your McNuggets? I thought they tasted different last time I ordered them but decided to give them another chance and they definitely taste different and not in a good way.

[Gertrude Green @mysinglestatus]

Seriously considering stopping using Uber, they advise the different prices with different waiting times but when you book one (that said 4 minutes) it takes 5 minutes to find a driver and then he's 15 minutes away. Absolute p*ss take!

[Gertrude Green @mysinglestatus]

For nine years, everyone warned me, but I was happily in oblivion, ignoring red flags.
Friends said: "he's an arsehole" (Mum), "he's too controlling, why you staying" (Shan), "dickhead, what are you doing with your life" (Myke), ect. And what I said "you don't know him properly"

[Gertrude Green @mysinglestatus]

I can't believe how much I see my ex in this (minus SA/DV). Some his actions matched:
Talking me down, knocking my self-worth
Declaring he was still in love with his ex.
Isolated me, from going out every night to staying in.
Got me to leave my friend circle and relocate to Hull

[Gertrude Green @mysinglestatus]

@benonwine I didn't see why not, when I was at school in 90's we visited a church, a mosque and a synagogue so we could learn about different religions, it was good to see the differences. And that was through a CofE school that I was also a server for at the church in the same parish.

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@Councillorsuzie Yvette Cooper is part of the problem in Wakefield. The Labour council spent millions making us a sanctuary city for illegals but recently announced plans to cut Care Link for the vulnerable. Wakefield needs a Cllr/MP like you, if you were in the running for PM you'd have my vote.

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@zarahsultana How you are an MP with such a childish response is beyond me, although you are a prime example of why the entire government needs dissolving of the current playground batch of MPs we have.

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@Neccccy Just the ones that cover the face, there just no need, whereas the hair coverings are often worn for modesty across multiple religions and pose no risk or unnecessary fear.

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@lady_valor_07

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@MaggieChapman France is at war?

Refugees and legal immigrants are welcome however, anyone who steps foot on British soil illegally is automatically a criminal under our laws and so should be deported and stripped of the right to apply for British citizenship in the future via any entry.

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@WHO There is a safe way to migrate, it's called the legal way.

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@elonmusk UK justice system is fucked. Sept 2024 my dad was released from prison when his automatic release date came only 6 months after they had deemed him to still be a risk to the general public, but that didn't matter as his 17 year sentence was over, clearly safety is not a priority

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What country is West Yorkshire Police services running from that is morning at 21:44 🤔
Also I get a crime number so the crime can be re-opened I only reported it at 20:35 clearly a fantastically thorough "desktop" investigation has taken place.
#WestYorkshirePolice #England

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@ukhomeoffice It was only a year ago that a pedophile was automatically released even though just six months earlier he was refused parole as still deemed to be a risk to the general public but that didn't matter because he had served his time, how is that putting our safety first?