Yung Béarnaise

You have found me. Something is in the ocean.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The reality is that most people unthinkingly believe whatever their political tribe tells them to believe.

Like an NPC in a video game.

[David Marcus @BlueBoxDave]

So not only will the city be selling groceries, it will also be paying other grocery store owners not to sell groceries. This just keeps getting more insane.

[Adam Carolla @adamcarolla]

When you were in a kid did you ever dream that adults would be this stupid ?

[Adam Carolla @adamcarolla]

Now apologize bitch

[Dr. Eli David @DrEliDavid]

LMAO 🤣

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

You will be able to watch live sports in 4k or movies or games or productivity!

[Fck Around N Find Out @FAFO_TV]

This is where bro's trust issues start 💀

[US Department of the Interior @Interior]

A single lightning strike can reach temperatures nearly 5 times hotter than the surface of the sun.

At White Sands National Park, that incredible heat can fuse gypsum sand into formations called fulgurites, better known as "fossilized lightning."

[Sage Steele @sagesteele]

Where do I go to get permission to waterboard this man?? As he hangs upside by his toes, of course. Anyone wanna join me?

[Katie Pavlich @KatiePavlich]

The mandated and doctor recommended COVID-19 shot for pregnant women was effectively an abortion shot according to new documents just released by Senators Johnson and Paul.

“The authors claimed a miscarriage rate of 12.6%, but the raw data revealed an 82% miscarriage rate in women vaccinated during the first trimester. This is consistent with the 81% miscarriage rate noted in the Pfizer 5.3.6 post-market data. These figures mirror the effects of chemical abortion drugs such as RU-486.”

[Sage Steele @sagesteele]

Honestly, screw these people. Sports journalism has been dead for awhile now. Further proof. So sad.

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

Black WNBA player clotheslines Sophie Cunningham on a lay up attempt. Gets ejected. Tweets “White privilege” from locker room to argue she was ejected because of racism. Identity politics destroys everything, even sports.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Despite his success as an NFL head coach, Jerry Glanville always maintained his career highlight was beating Arn Anderson in 1990 for the NWA TV title - hang on, being told that’s just the way he dressed.

[Antidepressant Content @depressionlesss]

“Sorry I couldn’t go to work… a cat landed on my head, then a dog wearing shoes tried to defend me.” 😭😂

[Visegrád 24 @visegrad24]

Congratulations to Bartłomiej Kubkowski who just became the first person ever to swim across the Baltic Sea between Sweden and Poland.

He spent 56 hours in the water without sleeping and swam 160 km (100 miles).

[Kendall Baker @kendallbaker]

Absolutely nothing could have prepared me for the national anthem at the first Women’s Pro Baseball League tonight

[Valerie Anne Smith @ValerieAnne1970]

When the entire system demanded compliance... Aaron, Novak and Kyrie refused to kneel to 'Dr. Fauci.' They lost games, endorsements, and public favor—yet never lost their backbone.

That’s the kind of example kids actually need: men who choose conviction over the easy path.

[SMB Attorney @SMB_Attorney]

This is really stupid. Before you pass laws regulating business, you should know how businesses work.

Here's a quick primer on how the grocery business works and the absurd result this new law would have…

What happens to prices?

> Grocer’s cost for the item (what they pay the supplier): $0.75
> Normal shelf price: $1.00 equals 25% gross margin ($0.25 gross profit)
> After normal operating costs (labor, rent, utilities, spoilage, etc.), the store keeps only about $0.02 net profit (a typical 2% net margin)

What the 10% self-checkout discount does:
> Customer now pays $0.90
> Gross profit drops to only $0.15
> Operating costs stay roughly the same (~$0.23)
> Result: the sale turns into a net loss of about $0.08 instead of a $0.02 profit

Grocers either go out of business or raise prices.

Here’s what they do:
> Raise the regular shelf price to about $1.11
> Then the self-checkout price (after the mandatory 10% off) returns to $1.00
> This restores the original gross and net margin

End result for prices and shoppers:
> Shelf prices rise across the board
> Self-checkout customers pay roughly the old price
> Regular-checkout customers pay the new higher price
> Average prices go up for most consumers, and the store protects its razor-thin 1–3% net margin only by making groceries more expensive overall

What happens to cashiers?

Importantly this bill is designed to incentivize people to use the self-checkout line, thus cutting into the margins of the grocery store, thus encouraging grocery stores to eliminate the self-checkout lines and re-employ people.

Problem is grocery stores will just raise prices to offset the percentage difference.

People will still be incentivized to use the self-checkout because the grocery store will solve the problem and now you'll have cashiers and other entry-level employment go down.

The exact opposite of what this bill is intending to accomplish.

Well done!

[The Rabbit Hole @TheRabbitHole]

Reject collective guilt