alix

this account is a self roast. I do tv/film stuff sometimes ;)

[alix @mysteeriouss]

my weighted blanket has changed my life and I’m not afraid to admit it

[Letterboxd @letterboxd]

happy 20 years to Stick It 🤸‍♀️ 🤘

[alix @mysteeriouss]

Chad Powers’ cousin

[Shane Tuttle @ShaneTuttleNCAA]

Chad Baker-Mazara was dismissed from the USC men’s basketball team yesterday after an internal investigation determined he falsified his birth certificate.

An anonymous tip reportedly suggested that the Dominican native is actually 32 years old and a father of 4.

[Saquon Barkley @saquon]

Olivia Dean is the one‼️ one of the best voices I’ve seen live

[alix @mysteeriouss]

I said what I said

[alix @mysteeriouss]

nothing changes if nothing changes @Eagles

[alix @mysteeriouss]

I fear I am daring to dream big*

*just saw Marty Supreme

[NFL @NFL]

The @Eagles are the first back-to-back NFC East champs in 21 years 🦅

#ForTheCelly @budlight

[alix @mysteeriouss]

testing this out

https://t.co/x0FKWvSQlo

[alix @mysteeriouss]

nothing changes if nothing changes @Eagles

[inside cat @dancingkitti]

If you can’t be silly then what is the point

[Brian Duffield @BrianDuffield]

Hannah Marks hive rise up

[alix @mysteeriouss]

Can confirm this man read the LRB in Puerto Vallarta during college spring break. He’s many things, but most namely committed to the bit.

[Max Cutler @cutler_max]

I published my letter to @jeremysternla to my Substack.

Writing with Colossus feels like the ideal synthesis of my path--from surreptitiously reading the LRB in 10th grade chemistry to writing critically about tech in Europe to now returning home to New York.

cc @patrick_oshag

[alix @mysteeriouss]

howie roseman had an aliyah at my shul for Yom Kippur… birds by a million

[alix @mysteeriouss]

חי

[NFL Rumors @nflrums]

TRENDING #Eagles Jalen Hurts is 18-0 in his last 18 games as the Philadelphia starting quarterback #flyeaglesfly #nfl

[alix @mysteeriouss]

poetry

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

Start your Victory Monday with the play that changed the game

[alix @mysteeriouss]

this is genius

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Ahead of his Sunday night game vs. Baltimore, NFL MVP Josh Allen will wear the first of nine custom @NewEraCap hats designed by patients at Buffalo’s Oishei Children’s Hospital. After each home game, the “Director of Billustration” will have his hat auctioned off to support the Patricia Allen Fund. This week’s hat was designed by a five-year-old patient named Jaxson, and fans can start bidding at kickoff of the game at https://t.co/95EEU9xmZ0

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

15 days away...

[alix @mysteeriouss]

you can tell who’s real and who’s fake by who lets their friends go out for the night looking botched (and yes, this is a subtweet about Meg from love island UK)

[alix @mysteeriouss]

nick kroll just absolutely killed with a hyperspecific bit about cottage cheese and protein intake. haven’t laughed that hard in a loooong time. @LargoLosAngeles

[alix @mysteeriouss]

@cutler_max @etanmab Omg

[alix @mysteeriouss]

imagining CJGJ in a locker room with Braxton Berrios 🤣