Chad Baker-Mazara was dismissed from the USC men’s basketball team yesterday after an internal investigation determined he falsified his birth certificate.
An anonymous tip reportedly suggested that the Dominican native is actually 32 years old and a father of 4.
I published my letter to @jeremysternla to my Substack.
Writing with Colossus feels like the ideal synthesis of my path--from surreptitiously reading the LRB in 10th grade chemistry to writing critically about tech in Europe to now returning home to New York.
cc @patrick_oshag
Ahead of his Sunday night game vs. Baltimore, NFL MVP Josh Allen will wear the first of nine custom @NewEraCap hats designed by patients at Buffalo’s Oishei Children’s Hospital. After each home game, the “Director of Billustration” will have his hat auctioned off to support the Patricia Allen Fund. This week’s hat was designed by a five-year-old patient named Jaxson, and fans can start bidding at kickoff of the game at https://t.co/95EEU9xmZ0
you can tell who’s real and who’s fake by who lets their friends go out for the night looking botched (and yes, this is a subtweet about Meg from love island UK)
nick kroll just absolutely killed with a hyperspecific bit about cottage cheese and protein intake. haven’t laughed that hard in a loooong time. @LargoLosAngeles