mystic 🇺🇸

putin deez nuts on ur chin

[mystic 🇺🇸 @mysticTweetsNow]

#HateWeek

[mystic 🇺🇸 @mysticTweetsNow]

pov: youre about to have the worst randbats battle of your life

[ゆす @yusu_211]

通行人を不快にさせる配慮の欠けた展示

[mystic 🇺🇸 @mysticTweetsNow]

@davidshepardson hopefully this means visible law enforcement in trains not just stations, and securing better commitments from law enforcement in md as well. so tired of hearing people blast music on speakers and having to smell weed smoke while taking the green line

[mystic 🇺🇸 @mysticTweetsNow]

>drums up drama about beloved flag
>comes out supporting the flag anyway

meanwhile the state is banning 287g to stop ice from deporting illegals who are ALREADY IN JAIL for crimes committed in our communities. pay the distraction no mind

[Governor Wes Moore @GovWesMoore]

Love the flag. Ain’t changing it. Back to work, everyone.

[mystic 🇺🇸 @mysticTweetsNow]

trump is achieving peace in the middle east to distract from the epstein files

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

What would you call a Black person who is born and lives in Scotland?

[mystic 🇺🇸 @mysticTweetsNow]

@o_Dan2 @WokePeopleLs bro theres no way you can say this with a straight face as a californian

[mystic 🇺🇸 @mysticTweetsNow]

@Bob247874 not with as many kids as elon has lmao

[mystic 🇺🇸 @mysticTweetsNow]

@o_Dan2 the current md map looks a little better but the 2013-2023 one is just as bad as this tx map. as for the black districts, section 2 of the vra should be unconstitutional so idc. also dont forget democrats are stealing even more seats by counting illegals in the census

[mystic 🇺🇸 @mysticTweetsNow]

@o_Dan2 so true! next thing you know republicans will gerrymander illinois or maryland

[mystic 🇺🇸 @mysticTweetsNow]

@o_Dan2 pretty much all of those “deportations” happened at or near the border. now thanks to trump theres fewer people illegally crossing the border. as a result the numbers are down even though more illegals actually residing in america are being deported

[mystic 🇺🇸 @mysticTweetsNow]

@astrohxncho has to be the day the music died

[mystic 🇺🇸 @mysticTweetsNow]

canada before newfoundland joined

[indy of the rotund table @therotundtable]

just found these photos from 1948 of a SEAL at a PUB??? wHY????

[mystic 🇺🇸 @mysticTweetsNow]

@CCTNews notice how its all 90 year olds, cable news really one shotted the elderly

[Craig Adams @CraigAdams42069]

Almost unfathomable that the liberals let us get to Friday again. What does Fauci need a pardon for if he didn’t commit any crimes? Yeah, that’ll play.

[mystic 🇺🇸 @mysticTweetsNow]

@Bob247874 lmfao cry more 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[𝕻𝖔𝖒𝖊𝖌𝖆𝖗𝖓𝖊𝖙 ☦︎ @AuthenticPomPom]

“But how can Jesus forgive me? I’m so gluttonous… I’m the most gluttonous caterpillar”

“Even so, God’s love for you is bigger than all the fruit in the world”

“Wow…”

[JD Vance @JDVance]

Joe Biden has been the worst President in my lifetime and Kamala Harris has been right there with him every step of the way. Over the last four years she co-signed Biden's open border and green scam policies that drove up the cost of housing and groceries. She owns all of these failures, and she lied for nearly four years about Biden's mental capacity--saddling the nation with a president who can't do the job.

President Trump and I are ready to save America, whoever's at the top of the Democrat ticket. Bring it on.

[Nicki @upgamer_Nicki]

Pokémon names that I would consider giving to my children:

Aron
Roselia
Onix, like Onyx
Lunala
Eevee, short for Evelyn
Kirlia
Cresselia
Rhydon
Lickilicky
Eternamax Eternatus, nickname "Max"
Great Tusk
Arceus-Steel (Arceus-Flying)