diante!!! 🦇 (new acc)

poet. gaymer. loser. (they got me y'all.)

[Rata 🌇 @RANK10YGO]

if a website asks me for a verification code and i check my email and it's not in there within 0.1 picosecond of the request i roar and swing my arms madly and start hurting those close to me

[Rylee @femceldrainer]

I want Mexico to win the World Cup because I believe in love

[diante!!! 🦇 (new acc) @mysticalaughter]

behind on like all my shows so maybe i'll actually be caught up if/when i get my acc back 😭

[bongo @bongoism]

everything is happening but i lowkey have bigger fish to fry

[aimée 🇮🇪🇵🇸 @sapphyreblayze]

the greg-rowley-fregley autistic spectrum is genuinely the most accurate thing anyone has ever written about living with autism.

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

The smartphone really revolutionized the waiting room. Oh I get 20 minutes to look at my phone? Don’t mind if I do. The only problem is sometimes when I’m looking at my phone at home my home starts to feel like a waiting room and I realize it is and I’m just waiting to die

[犬井ねぬ @oZzU_UzZo]

脳みその形は人が身を守る時にとるポーズに似ていることに気づきました

[alaska @145k4]

everyone wants to say "this poem sucks" that poem sucks"" etc but very few brave enough to say Helllo, here is a poem i LIKE!! This is my taste!

[Corde 🐉 @Cordeeeeee]

“Yo we can dive Jubil-“

[diante!!! 🦇 (new acc) @mysticalaughter]

unfortunately i need a job

[budumtsk @budumtsk]

guys r u mad at me be honest

[diante!!! 🦇 (new acc) @mysticalaughter]

like ew...

[diante!!! 🦇 (new acc) @mysticalaughter]

i'm sorry but he's butt fucking ugly...

[diante!!! 🦇 (new acc) @mysticalaughter]

@comfortable_eye no it's so okay <3

[diante!!! 🦇 (new acc) @mysticalaughter]

anyway since i have -6 followers now here's mr 40 year old man <3

[2008 honda civic si @addthattomylist]

they put us in an easybake oven im screaming

[diante!!! 🦇 (new acc) @mysticalaughter]

@comfortable_eye omg at the end she's like "and scarecrow... i think i'll miss u most of all" in front of like EVERYONE 😭😭😭😭 so i was just saying i missed u most etc etc

[Squeegool @QUEERLAYAAN 🏳️‍🌈 @squeegool]

OMEGA LEVEL THREAT DETECTED!

#xmen #storm

[𝙆🎩🪄 @Keshazatara]

This panel is so funny to me because why does bro genuinely look sad😭😭(Super Antics #9)