Desiree Moodley

brown. thin. not a twig.

[Desiree Moodley @mytibia]

@cecild84 Your caption on this video is incorrect. This is from Cape Town CBD several weeks ago. He attempted to steal the lady’s phone. The guy was caught and the passers by and victim all took turns hitting him. This was not xenophobia

[Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman]

Do you think there’s an amount of money the Vatican would accept to let you use the Conclave chimney to do a gender reveal

[Desiree Moodley @mytibia]

@Discovery_SA I waited 7 days for a bank verification form to be stamped in July. And now it’s been 3 days and I’m still waiting. These times are completely unacceptable

[Desiree Moodley @mytibia]

@Discovery_SA why is your bank so useless? How does it take up to a week to return a stamped document? What is the point in paying for a black banking suite if I have time sensitive needs?

[Desiree Moodley @mytibia]

@ohzxma @DawieScholtz No that doesn’t happen.

[Desiree Moodley @mytibia]

It’s now been 2 hours since my order was supposed to be delivered and I see they haven’t even started the shopping yet. Honestly @picknpayasap is the bloody worst and this will be the last time I buy from them

[Desiree Moodley @mytibia]

@Thabiso_TZ This did not age well 🙈

[Bhut'Bae @chev_llouw]

Timezones are weird. It's 2022 but in Stellenbosch it's 1952.

[To Be Honest Medicine @TBHMedicine]

We can’t have a #MedTwitter account and not post a case of purple urine bag syndrome (PUBS). 🙏🏽@mytibia

How would you managed a patient with PUBS? Comment below.

[#DrNoms @Dr_Noms]

Working as a doctor in government

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

We must do all in our collective power to prevent the comeback of low-rise jeans.

[Leah Shula @Leah_Shula]

No exactly.
- A South African proverb

[Desiree Moodley @mytibia]

@lazyorlaylah The tears are my favourite

[Derek Alberts @derekalberts1]

My friend just won a competition on @5FM to show off her best party trick.

Pretty damn brilliant Trace 🔥 😂

[🇵🇸Hand Sandi-Tizer🇵🇸 @Sandi_Sizo]

Jessica,
We're live

- Rupi Kaur

[Mmusi Maimane MP @MmusiMaimane]

Attention- if you are a student who is stranded because of the #capetownfire the @OneSA_Movement has secured some emergency accomodation.

The details are in the poster. Capacity is limited.

[Desiree Moodley @mytibia]

@FlyMangoSA it’s now departure time and yet here we all are, still waiting for a crew to show up so that we can board. Realising that mango rhymes with incompetence

[Desiree Moodley @mytibia]

So not only have @FlyMangoSA moved my flight 4 hours later, we are now ten minutes past boarding time because the crew have not yet arrived. Bad enough landing well past curfew but it seems like I’d be better off walking to Cape Town