carla keyz

stay far from timid; only make moves when ur HEART'S in it, & live the phrase Sky's the LIMIT cohost on the hilarious @yardtalkpodcast

[carla keyz @mz88keyz]

“you cannot shake hands with a clenched fist” indira gandhi

[carla keyz @mz88keyz]

@FashionNovaHelp please stop using @LaserShip they are always losing or delaying my packages!! 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Maliki @issmaliki_]

I feel like Ana don’t realize that she’s the Bergie of the girls #LoveIslandUSA

[carla keyz @mz88keyz]

@TiporTiff i don’t think there’s anyone on this season that i like. 😒

[carla keyz @mz88keyz]

@etonshirts hi trying to get in touch with customer service regarding a bow tie but the number says it’s invalid. can you please help?

[carla keyz @mz88keyz]

@Enterprise trying to get in touch with corporate and every time i call none of the extensions are available. i need to get in touch with someone please help!

[carla keyz @mz88keyz]

@Tiffboone you absolutely nailed @kerrywashington’s mannerisms to a T! uncanny resemblance! uncanny indeed! #LittleFiresEverywhere #LittleFires #hulu

[carla keyz @mz88keyz]

@TheSciFiBard @amypoehlerr i just saw it - i’m in the US. absolutely love this show - hated the first ep to this 4th season, tho. dm me if you want a link

[carla keyz @mz88keyz]

conversations i overhear:

random dude: “i got a text from dan asking if i was having sex with his wife”

random dude’s friend: “was this his ex wife or his new wife?”

🤷🏼‍♀️

#happyvalentinesday

[carla keyz @mz88keyz]

@chelslynnx0 @ExOnTheBeach omG child your stomach is gonna blow!

[carla keyz @mz88keyz]

@NotJosieGrossy nooooooooooo this season is so boring!

[carla keyz @mz88keyz]

@Kendra1895 dark can be represented in 3 ways - skin, features (such as hair) or mysterious. skin and mystery don’t match up w him at all so i guess it’s from his dark hair lol this whole season is bland af

[carla keyz @mz88keyz]

@MsKristen it sounds boston to me? caaaaa (car) baaaaa (bar) like tf i’m 10 mins from staten island they don’t sound like that 😂

[🥰♊🤗 E. Flatbush🤗🇹🇹🥰 @tnt868]

This new season of #ExOnThePEAK WHOS IDEA WAS THIS????

[carla keyz @mz88keyz]

@pridefulpsu @LearnMeStuff @C_Sommerfeldt this was the best impeachment exchange ever 😂

[carla keyz @mz88keyz]

someone needs to make a gif of @ItsAll_AboutTee eating popcorn during the SOS scene with laurel and nicole 💀 #ExOnThePEAK

[carla keyz @mz88keyz]

@wileywindymoors 📠

[carla keyz @mz88keyz]

@SofieSpeaks 🍔🚗 💀

[carla keyz @mz88keyz]

@MzSmylesz that was such a great episode this week! i loved his quick thinking when he got proctor’s daughter out!

[carla keyz @mz88keyz]

@LaKuwaitiHybrid @fluffyguy @ChickfilA there’s a lesbian @fortunefunny who makes a hilarious joke about chickfila “i’m fat first, lesbian second” 🤣

[carla keyz @mz88keyz]

why is @TMobile down?