mzjoolz

#brooklyn valley girl. operations mastermind. #asian. #Wutang Clan ain't nothin to fvck with. snapchat & IG: mzjoolz

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@thekateblack I haven’t slept in days

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@thekateblack I fact checked NYU Langone and she DID check in with no examination and had a Psych follow up that she didn’t show up for. It angers me they treated her like that

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Thanks @dojacat for spending 219 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to I Like You (A Happier Song) (with Doja Cat). #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/Ro001hEzfR

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it’s crazy how girls you knew from 2016 that snorted powder off decks, lived for gang bangs and were only sneaky links… never a gf. in 2022, her bachelorette/wedding photos are all over social media. NOTE: even h0es find their forever! me: still not one marriage proposal lol

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my love language: fvk taking you on baecation, you need your gas tank filled!! take me to your gas station

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dilemma: you a top, he’s a top. wtf do y’all do?!?!!!!!

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“you’re just marrying me to bring your family to America…” DUHHHH, h0e, wouldn’t you if your family is living in POVERTY????!!! #90DayFiance

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it’s funny how Americans be so skeptical when a foreigner wants to marry them and send money back to their family. Is you so removed from your family values that you wouldn’t do the same? #90DayFiance

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you know you have a shopping problem when you cop a vibrator at Walgreens

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i would have sat on their faces and told them to lick my lady balls

[New York Post @nypost]

Influencer Remi Bader turned away at Montauk ranch, called 'fat bitch' https://t.co/MQckW7SCZa

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i’m not vegan anymore simply because i never felt sicker eating meat substitutes

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virgo men: i’m hella tough and b!tches be dumb. they can go to hell. you a dub, you a h0e, you’re dead to me. also virgo men: i need love… *crying* well, forget you then!!!!

[big umami milkers @jaxdellosso]

Open relationships are for codependent people who are also very horny

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Suspect Arrested for Anti-Asian Attack Near Times Square (Hell's Kitchen, Manhattan) 📲 Live on @CitizenAppNYC https://t.co/g3gvvSJNE6

[NYPD Crime Stoppers @NYPDTips]

Brandon Elliot has been ARRESTED and CHARGED for the #HateCrime assault in #Midtown Manhattan. #YourCityYourCall

[Jessica S. Tisch @NYPDPC]

⚠️ ARRESTED

Brandon Elliot, a parolee out on supervised release, has been arrested & charged w/ this brutal assault.

Great work by your @NYPDDetectives, identifying & apprehending the assailant, all within 48 hrs — always seeking justice for victims.

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why do people post up their immunization stickers/cards up like they voted?

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my diet consists of paleo/sugar free/alkaline/vegetarian foods. my dude makes me macaroni salad and mashed potatoes. SMH

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if my coolness is measured by the majority of my ‘friends’ are actually my naysayers and haters.... then, i’m Ice T, bitch