Watashiato

إلهي يدينك إلى الجحيم للمعاناة الداخلية Use Got pussy on my mind. Call me a gynecologist. PHD IN PUSSY

[Watashiato @n00dle_queen]

Ladies & Gentlemen Jack Black

* applause*

With a name like that i thought you would be a brother

Oh you didn’t know?

What’s this Mickey Mouse bullshit I see before my very eyes

What

Ever done a whippet?

Is that what this is?

*Whippet noise*

numnomnumnomnomnumomon

[Watashiato @n00dle_queen]

I’m a years time I will be the owner of a Subaru Baja

[Soulja Boy @souljaboy]

Once you realize that mostly everybody is retarded, life gets easier. 😎

[Watashiato @n00dle_queen]

@Tac03000 this is accurate

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the hotbox shitter is brutal today

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:(

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i had a dream about apex legends tap-strafing last night

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@Tac03000 nuh uh 😐

[Watashiato @n00dle_queen]

@Tac03000 do it then

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should i drink the slaughter house water

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RIP Tosh 🫡

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@twink_l0ver 🫡

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🥱

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my girlfriend just watched me cut off a skin tag… is this love?

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@Tac03000 @twink_l0ver

[banjo gurl @teeteringvirgin]

he has always been a good bowler

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@twink_l0ver boy fridge

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first date… kinda nervous 🫣