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you cannot kill me in a way that matters

[em @n0sferatutu]

im convinced that if jake gyllenhaal wasn’t famous, he’d be in one of those “florida man” stories

[em @n0sferatutu]

aang after roku, kyoshi, and kuruk tell him to kill ozai: i need someone who understands the monks principles. yangchen?

yangchen:

[bri @bigshitxtalker]

what’s not clicking????? WHAT IS NOT CLICKING for y’all?

[em @n0sferatutu]

it’s legal to piss in a cop car just a helpful tidbit

[em @n0sferatutu]

watching mamma mia and am once again appalled that sophie is singing about and 𝑒𝑛𝑗𝑜𝑦𝑖𝑛𝑔 the discussion of her mothers sex life

[lou-ellen @louceph]

"a ghost with a revolver"

[em @n0sferatutu]

feelin different lately....might switch up the way my phone apps are arranged...idk

[JP @jpbrammer]

ok so it turns out I was in fact dressing up for other people and not "myself"

[justin @farringt0n]

sorry for not responding i don’t care about anything anymore

[em @n0sferatutu]

ngl the time i started to lose all sense of self was right around the time i stopped taking buzzfeed quizzes 😔👉👈

[nico @spacecowboydev]

I hate it

[em @n0sferatutu]

every time a st8 person says pansexuality is being attracted to pans its a microaggression

[em @n0sferatutu]

@brvisexpristine u pulling up

[em @n0sferatutu]

epic meal time walked so the bon appétit test kitchen could run

[em @n0sferatutu]

and in the words of my german professor, “gender is dead”