Nikolai🐴

“When you meet a swordsman, draw your sword: Do not recite poetry to one who is not a poet.”
-Robert Greene

[Nikolai🐴 @n1k_f1]

@thegreatdane269 Enjoy your odyssey, don't get too lost

[Tim Elliott @TElliott125]

Had a young guy come up to me at the gym and tell me “I watched you fight Mighty Mouse when I was 10 years old, can I get a picture?” Then he subbed me like 6 times in a row

[Wendigoon @Wendigoon8]

I sent a video of me to my wife and she said I should edit it so I explode so here’s that

[Big Nate Season 2 @ndogid]

"To live is to suffer. To survive is to find meaning in said suffering."

"I enjoy yummy cookies and candy."

"Agreed."

[Nikolai🐴 @n1k_f1]

@weeniestwee I have bad news.... if you are pure of heart the sun can't hurt you

[Roan @bigmanroan]

“When everything burns the horses will run wild again” I mutter to myself after my 6th beer at 4pm

[Nikolai🐴 @n1k_f1]

@SStricklandMMA @thegreatdane269

[Sean Strickland @SStricklandMMA]

X became the 3rd book of Don Quixote and were all the main characters.

[Pinball🍎❄️🔻▐┛ @PinballWiz4rd]

“So I said, ‘sorry, I’m on a Sea Peoples only diet— I see peoples and I eat ‘em’.”

[🍃🕕Tanuki_tan🕕🍃 @EepyRacoonAgent]

If spain wins the world cup I'm drawing Don Quixote kissing with Hatsune Miku

[bean smoothie™ @beansm00thie]

fat guy who had both arms amputated pulling his shirt down via telekinesis

[Nikolai🐴 @n1k_f1]

@VampiricLegz

[turbomander (purple era) @turbomander]

hmm, my lab grown sentient fungus version of you made that exact same observation yesterday. it’s getting faster than you…

[zev eridian-esque @sybaumoebas]

Huge news for keep inventory players who like to explore in every direction from their base until they get bored

[Alex Svanevik 🐧 @ASvanevik]

Now that the US is knocked out, I am formally extending an invitation to the American people to support Norway.

Why?

1: The Vikings discovered America before Columbus.

2: There are more ethnic Norwegians in the US than in Norway.

3: Next weekend we can pillage the English peasants together.

4:

[Lu Puro Team Botitas Alv 🇲🇽 @limalumonada]

Y en nuestra propia casa señores