@DailyStuffMag You thought it was weird having to rub elbows with the middle seat? Well we have the answer for you! The post-coital position. No more rubbing elbows. Now, You can rub genitals!
BREAKING NEWS: The re-election chances of Florida Republican Governor Ron DeSantis are put in serious jeopardy as a new poll of Florida voters finds that he is losing to Democratic challenger Charlie Crist by a whopping 13%. RT IF YOU HOPE THAT RON DESANTIS LOSES IN NOVEMBER!
@thegoodgodabove People wouldn't listen for shit, so they created a fictitious deity (you!), and after hundreds of years of these made-up stories about this ethical tooth fairy, someone wrote it down.
Generation Z is ready to turn out in full force this November to elect Democrats up and down the ballot. We are a group dedicated to turning out the youth vote, and are working hard to flip seats blue this year.
Can you please retweet, follow, and help us get to 70k today?
@BillyWayneDavis You're in a popularity contest for money. Every step you make is either toward, or away from the popularity tied to your income.
Toughen up buttercup
@mattmani@elonmusk It's a feature, not a bug. Planned obsolescence! Jk. They do make the best ev on the market and the powerwall should be a household name, but sure, using explosions inside the motor > occasional explosion from acceptable tolerance failure, I guess.
@elonmusk@JoeTalkShow@BreitbartNews You really are a child. You do know you're talking to millions of people, right? And you don't have the excuse of being ill prepared. You had to think that stupid thought, and press send. You can't get 7th grade back, no matter how many kids you infect with this planet