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red-rumped bush-tyrant enthusiast

[ÆPREAL 𓍼 @MKULTRAFAEGOT]

i’m a Western diaspora poet and this is my poetry

[tess @kimyerisms]

Hello America! This week, [spins wheel] TOFU is contaminated with [spins wheel] INK!

[moose @mooseincrisis]

beavers never cease to amaze me because why are you a giant water rat waddling around doing hydraulic engineering

[baby yaga @yagadigital]

In 2022 I did acid and the voice said “the way to get over body dysmorphia is to adopt the burqa” and I was like why is Allah here

[Mist @grimxark]

having ocd is so stupid because you know what youre thinking is stupid and insane and youre overthinking everything but its like. what if youre NOT stupid and insane and overthinking.

[♰ @heavens_sickest]

wish i could be a chill girl but unfortunately my cortisol is always high and i always have the anxiety levels of a prey animal being hunted

[ms.poopclapper @oregonstatepoop]

me as a mom:
“honey please put away your shoes before i kill myself, do you want mommy to kill herself?”

[Tim Hirschel-Burns @TimH_B]

Live report from the Minnesota State Fair, located in the heart of American democracy, where there’s an ICE Out adaptation of Picasso’s Guernica made entirely from crops

[🔱 Empress Atlantis 🔱 @empressatlantis]

THAT'S A NICE LOOMING FEELING THAT YOU'RE PICKING UP ON THERE! IT WOULD BE A SHAME IF EVERYTHING WORKED OUT AND YOU REALIZED THAT THIS WAS JUST THE ECLIPSE RAGE BAITING YOU ALL ALONG

[Anthony @KirbyCheatFurby]

there should be a liberty mutual commercial where liberty biberty gets shot to death and it just pans on its lifeless body for 12 additional seconds

[sgt pepper shady facts 🪲 @uhh_luc]

She hates you nooo nooo noo

[• hatti @Whohewas0]

I need someone who knows nothing about me to observe me for like 30 days and then come up with an analysis on what kind of person l am

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

*flicks cigarette* idk bro she’ll be coming around the mountain when she comes

[Casual Thursday @CasualThursday]

Just shut down the whole karaoke bar with my version of the Skyrizi song. People with moderate to severe plaque psoriasis were coming up to me with tears in their eyes wanting to shake my hand. The bartender added me on insta and let me hit her Skyrizi pen.

[yaoi gagarin @vehiclefan53]

lowkey i think the dividing line between being a good driver and a bad one is can u read the body language of cars

[emily @north0fnorth]

my friends and i would’ve killed liberty biberty with hammers i can tell you that much

[Roy @royllovians]

Another genuine, real-life NEW English irregular verb you can see right here on X: The past tense of "seep" not as "seeped" but as "sept"

[Aesthetica @Anc_Aesthetics]

Trail cameras are one of humanity's greatest inventions. The ability to watch these incredible animals in their natural habitat is a gift that very few humans in history have ever gotten to experience. We get to watch it from our homes.

[Hellgate Osprey @HellgateOsprey]

18:56, 8/17 Our beautiful Wensi. #HellgateOsprey

[suze @cortadoedison]

Does anyone know what I want for dinner by any chance