Julia

[Julia @n3vr3vr]

🤭🤭🤭

[Harsh @huntheharsh]

“Hope this mail finds you well”
How the mail finds me:

[underrated @Nestroytimo]

How I show up for my accountant interview

[Robert Smith NPR @radiosmith]

Only two options tonight at the Columbia Faculty Club

[(not) NOT jackson @JacksonFromTwit]

the number one scariest thing in chicago is an empty train car. the second is being around DePaul kids when you’re 24

[𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖗𝖑𝖞❤️‍🔥 @Charlygotyou]

i lost my job chapstick n now my car chapstick is in my work bag n my room chapstick is in my car n everything is just a fucking mess

[͏b͏l͏a͏n͏c @dqveed]

Me at work pretending to be nice

[Sopranos Central @orange_peelbeef]

In 2012, an Icelandic television station (Channel 2) accidentally broadcast an episode of Teletubbies with Icelandic subtitles intended for The Sopranos.

[Associate Deans @ass_deans]

No, we don’t just hire academic administrators who graduated from here. But it helps if you did.

[putasinghonit @putasinghonit]

“yeah it was good thanks. quiet one. feels good to get back to some normality if im honest haha”

[70s Sci-Fi Art @70sscifi]

Me, on Monday

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Eruption on Mount Etna (Sicily) gives the illusion of a Phoenix in the sky

[American Horror Story Brasil @ahsfxoficial]

Repórter: Por que o presidente Trump deveria assistir seu show?

Patti LuPone: Bem, eu espero que ele não vá, porque se ele for eu não performarei.

Repórter: Sério? Me conte o porquê.

Patti: Bem, porque eu odeio o filho da p*ta. Que tal isso?

[lime ✧ at work @limeIike]

spooky snoopy season

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

god i wish this was me so fucking bad

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

If you’re having a bad day, here’s a Hedgehog on a camping trip.

[Chi Urbanist @chi_urbanist]

North siders when south siders mention a numbered street

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

The judgemental Green Vine Snake

[Julia @n3vr3vr]

I love when the vegetarian section of a website is just cocktails