I’m at that weird age where every younger person I meet makes me realize how much l've aged, and every older person I meet makes me realize I'm still a baby.
my wife and seemingly many women on here are always like 'cmon fellas it's 5" inseam summer' and yet this is what mens retail looks like in 2026. giant tubes. 16" inseams. Why
There's a really short guy at my work and the custodian just accidentally swept him into the dust pan. I didn't even try and help. I was immobilized by my own cowardice
“I’m sorry… i don’t… i dont speak kryptonian… i never… I'd... shoot…I wasn’t raised there… I WASNT RAISED THERE—— why am I talking louder” I LOVE HIM 😭😭