Niko

physical embodiment of the shrug emoji // my main form of sustenance is queer podcasts // any pronouns

[Niko @n_be_green]

I never pin any of my tweets because everything in this world is transient

[Niko @n_be_green]

@ARGonautsPod @AlexBaleReal were there any attempted avenues of virality (like the cynical critic reddit stuff) that didn't get picked up on, and if so, what were your plans for them?

[Niko @n_be_green]

@ThePodcastMines returning to this shitshow just so that andrew has some material to work with. anyway, podcast where you compete to see who can find the best available domain name for under $20/year

[Kess @betaraycarrie]

I'm going to miss #blaseball so much

Thanks to the Game Band for making it, to the amazingly creative community of people who played it and to everyone who ever dug my designs

[Niko @n_be_green]

@ARGonautsPod - If you had a choice between creating a fully IRL ARG (e.g. The Jejune Institute) or a fully digital ARG (e.g. sexygirlmax2019) which would you choose? Which would you rather play in?

-Dead drops always go wrong. How would you solve dead drops so that they actually succeed?

[BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER ALTERNATE @blaseball]

okay being cursed doesn't seem so bad

[Niko @n_be_green]

@WillisLarson2 but bro what about garlic bread

[Niko @n_be_green]

I want a divorce but for being a twin.

[Kess @betaraycarrie]

That monstrous Sunbeams logo I made a few days ago has been haunting me, so here is an actual Moab Hellmouth Sunbeams logo and a matching one for their neighbours/best beloveds the Hades Tigers

[Clip Clipperson, Blaseball Reporter @clip_ny]

@ facts_machine has some League Leader stars as of Game 23 #blaseball

[jun 💥 comms open! @_pysics]

#blaseball whos ready for the return featuring none of these guys

[computer man @gloomfather]

Lol that’s funny dude. Reminds me of something one of my mentally ill twitter friends said several months ago.. hang on just give me 45 minutes to find it so I can read it out loud for you,

[Niko @n_be_green]

also a celebrity whose name rhymes with peel hattrick narris was there. he did not set random things on fire

[Niko @n_be_green]

I know we kinda bring it upon ourselves by giving them matches, but it'd be cool if players in my work games could stop setting important things on fire

[Niko @n_be_green]

in this year's public holiday game players:
-burned a hole in the notebook
-lit a napkin on fire as we were talking to them at the finish line
-melted the candle with an iron in their hotel room
-dunked their heat sensitive mug in a hot tub to make it change color

[oli🫒🍉🫒 PLAY HEY GIRLIE GAME NOW @sapphriarocks]

you want an animatic about the semi-centennial??? merry christmas. happy birthday. #blaseball link in the next tweet. yee haw.

[🔱 Atlantis Georgias 🔱 @AtlantisBlasebl]

The divisions for the next Era are pretty cool, but you should see what they have planned for the Era AFTER!

[Niko @n_be_green]

@Hope_Punk_13 @birdlord5000 was it the shrug emoji that gave me away

[Niko @n_be_green]

lol @ twitter's further decline. I will be providing no other social media links. prove yourself worthy by finding me elsewhere.