Encino

God. Family. Friends and food. Sarcasm is it’s own language.

[Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives @dom_lucre]

🔥🚨LATEST: New York Giants QB Jaxson Dart gave a brutal response when he was asked if he was worried about losing fans for supporting Donald Trump:

Dart: “I don’t think many blue hairs watch the NFL if we’re being honest.”

[Ron Harper @HARPER04_5]

I wish players would start stepping on players as the flop hands chest fingers chest make them pay a price

[Count Dankula @CountDankulaTV]

The Afroman Trial.

-Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons.
-Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up.
-No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman.
-Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras.
-Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives.
-During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat.
-The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation.
-Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit.
-Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them.
-One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife.
-As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE.
-The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman.

This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

[maro @ProofofMaro]

ADHD so bad my brain will start a new business venture instead of responding to an email

[🍂 @Lovandfear]

I love people with ADHD because they never actually forget anything. You just have to say the right words to activate them like a sleeper cell and then they awaken with all of the knowledge on a very niche subject they studied for 3 months straight 6 years ago.

[Documenting Saylor @saylordocs]

If you buy Bitcoin at $126,000

and it goes to $88,000

you can sell it

and buy it back 6 seconds later

you still have the same one Bitcoin

But you can realize a capital loss of $38,000 for tax purpose

[Trung Phan @TrungTPhan]

Sarah Connor watching people read and laugh over Moltbook posts:

[gaut @0xgaut]

this app's superpower is that if you follow the right people, you can be light years ahead of everyone else on the trends in tech

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Carson Beck on the most important drive of the season

[Election Wizard @ElectionWiz]

Venezuelan man:

“Those who say that the U.S. is only interested in our oil, I ask you:

What do you think the RUSSIANS and the CHINESE wanted here?

The recipe for arepas?"

😂😂😂

[Encino @N_C_Know]

@YouTubeTV you guys suck for this ruined a great football and sports weekend overall. Definitely cancelling

[Esai Givens @esaigivens]

@AdamSchefter @DavidMulugheta @AthletesFirst

[bob truck @TruckBon]

@NFL @RapSheet @TomPelissero @SlaterNFL Dallas fans after losing Luka Doncic and Micah Parsons in the same year 😭

[Marc Colcer @marccolcer]

@MicahhParsons11 @Schultz_Report Jerry Jones is easily one of the worst owners of all time and doesn’t get nearly the blame he deserves

[dennis @noribsnorice1]

Shane Gillis at the ESPYs is just all your boys in the GC everyday

[yves greatest soldier @aldebarunatsuki]

Shane Gillis for the ESPYs

[Bussin' With The Boys @BussinWTB]

Shane Gillis ESPYS performance

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

All the work he put in vanished in a matter of minutes