Nelson

Every day is a gift, but does it have to be a pair of socks?

[Nelson @n_elson]

"- life goes on. Hope rises and dreams flicker and die. Love plans for tomorrow and loneliness thinks of yesterday. Life is beautiful and living is pain."

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles 
https://t.co/cHBBE8fEzq

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles https://t.co/cHBBE8f6JS

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Forget everything you already know about America's most notorious dead person. Watch Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile here: https://t.co/dzJgXDex47.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Israel Agrees To Go Back To Killing Palestinians On Less Frequent Basis https://t.co/Cy5X27vBmD

[Nico N. @nicolegoyus]

Made this quick mock up ad for a communications class

[Darth Putin @DarthPutinKGB]

Me arriving in Alaska:
Customs: Name?
Me: Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin
Customs: Occupation?
Me: No, just here to give Donald his evaluation.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Fun Getaway With Murderous Dictator Just What Exhausted Trump Been Needing https://t.co/Jjx2lkskbY

[Nelson @n_elson]

@EmmaBat_

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Peter Thiel Shows Trump How To Sort Spreadsheet Of Americans By Ethnicity
https://t.co/9gCmT1QxZ9

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Congress Passes Blank Bill For Trump To Write Whatever Law He Wants
https://t.co/5i5M8QDhoK

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Oof.

[Israel Defense Forces (Parody) @IsraelDefenseF]

America is our b*tch

[Nelson @n_elson]

@aVanRitz Diria mais, uma lobotomia.

[Nelson @n_elson]

Charles Bradley - The World (Is Going Up In Flames)
https://t.co/qY6IJuhTd3

[Nelson @n_elson]

@EmmaBat_ Partilho dessa irritação...

[Nelson @n_elson]

A lot worse…

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Financial Advisor Recommends Keeping One Bullet In Chamber Just In Case
https://t.co/fENi1bjewY

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Please Like Me
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