Nick Faria

UMD '16. KA.

Amateur dog whisperer. Coffee aficionado.

[Nick Faria @n_fariaa]

@RoyalMail I can’t get anyone to email me back or have any assistance on the phone after I scheduled a redelivery that never happened. How can I speak to someone about this issue?

[Nick Faria @n_fariaa]

@ViewFromTheQ joined at 1:30PM for Friday! Buzzing!

[Nick Faria @n_fariaa]

@Mufc_facevalue looking for a single ticket for the FA cup semis - recent London transplant from NY looking to see United live for the first time

[Nick Faria @n_fariaa]

@British_Airways your phone line for executing members hangs up on me when I attempt to change a booking for flights. What is the issue?

[Nick Faria @n_fariaa]

@ishowspeedsui That’s cool as hell

[Nick Faria @n_fariaa]

@CityofHoboken you are issuing parking tickets on a bank holiday when other cities have suspended parking rules for the day? Seems a bit ridiculous and unwarranted.

[Nick Faria @n_fariaa]

@JerseyCity The testing sites are a joke. They are understaffed and there is no point in even making an appointment for the sites that do offer them because of the delays being caused by the understaffing.

[Nick Faria @n_fariaa]

@CNN @TheoVon this you?

[Nick Faria @n_fariaa]

@stoolpresidente

[Chris Faria @Chris_Fariaa]

@JCParking When did no parking on either side of Hoboken Avenue, parallel to Monmouth Street, go into affect? This affects hundreds of residents in the three adjacent buildings

[Nick Faria @n_fariaa]

@Krisplashed @Baye_Fieri

[Nick Faria @n_fariaa]

@bradyrb @Baye_Fieri @TGolz Don’t be silly, Golz could never grow a beard

[Nick Faria @n_fariaa]

@painintheSUTT @blumblebeee This is a garbage take

[Nick Faria @n_fariaa]

@BoruckiDoinWork @Hottman_ @BorgmanZach @tonerbroner Going to be a close one, Davis needs to re-up the adderall to avoid winning that one

[Nick Faria @n_fariaa]

@Hottman_ @BorgmanZach @BoruckiDoinWork @tonerbroner How low should we set the o/u on Crush Davis’ batting average this year?

[Maryland Men’s Soccer 🐢 @MarylandMSoccer]

WE ARE THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONS!

#FearTheTurtle

[Rafael Shimunov 🍉 🕎 @rafaelshimunov]

1) Took @PressSec Sarah Sanders' video of briefing
2) Tinted red and made transparent over CSPAN video
3) Red motion is when they doctored video speed
4) Sped up to make Jim Acosta's motion look like a chop
5) I've edited video for 15+ years
6) The White House doctored it

[Nick Faria @n_fariaa]

@hot_taMOLLY

[CJ. @williscj_]

Felt like I had to post this cuz the media has a double standard...one is “passionate” & the other is a “diva”

[Nick Faria @n_fariaa]

@whiteboy_SM @jarroddddd13 That is the craziest take of all time