everytime i listen to Who Knew by P!nk, I unwillingly sob my eyes out and i played it in the car and the homeless man @ the light kept pushing the pedestrian walk button so my light would turn green so he didn't have to watch me cry anymore
was telling @jesstrsk about the wine night with the girls over the weekend and realized all of the chaos that actually happened in such a short amount of time
me and @haney_c0 were just yelling at each other in the chilis parking lot over lactose free milk bc he thinks you can't remove the lactose from milk so im just getting scammed
“I’m a smart man but i just don’t think I’m gonna make it in this new world” -dad as he is trying to figure out how to turn off the flashlight on his new phone 😂