Perfectly Imbalanced

Therapist, Mother, Wife

[Perfectly Imbalanced @N_Go_4Glory]

@EchoCoder split error ?

[Perfectly Imbalanced @N_Go_4Glory]

If we can send a man to the moon why the hell can't they make healthy cream filled doughnuts? !

[NotSoMadHatter @NotZaphod]

Fun Fact:

The current POTUS & his team do not find facts fun.

[Jack D @sharpular]

Twitter: come for the humor,
stay for the meltdowns.

[Kat. 🇨🇦 @katsafrenacus]

Shattering illusions
In search of clarity

[Perfectly Imbalanced @N_Go_4Glory]

@realDonaldTrump you mentioned black, brown and white in your address but you left out orange!

[Perfectly Imbalanced @N_Go_4Glory]

Michelle Obama's face says it all 😂 #TrumpInauguration

[Perfectly Imbalanced @N_Go_4Glory]

@realDonaldTrump YOUR JAZZ HANDS ARE ON POINT 😂😂😂😂😂 #TrumpInauguration

[Perfectly Imbalanced @N_Go_4Glory]

And the heavens immediately began to weep #POTUS #TrumpInauguration

[Perfectly Imbalanced @N_Go_4Glory]

@danielle_miles1 @NBCNewsReport try this stuff next time you come over.

[Perfectly Imbalanced @N_Go_4Glory]

@NBCNewsReport @danielle_miles1 I take this. Wonder if it's similar?

[The Blonde One @MichelleDBlonde]

83% of being an adult is checking your bank account to see what you're allowed to do next.

[Darla @ddsmidt]

Not to brag, but I have been referred to as "exhausting."

[Perfectly Imbalanced @N_Go_4Glory]

Sometimes I wonder how I would of survived without all the advice from Captain Obvious I've received!

[Perfectly Imbalanced @N_Go_4Glory]

H: ❤ u most!

Did u fill up the fishtank like you promised? Hmm Most!

H: Next time don't ask me to play uno if you need something!

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[Perfectly Imbalanced @N_Go_4Glory]

Sugar and crack are very similar, overdosing until you're sick doesn't keep you from doing it all over again! #addictionproblems

[Perfectly Imbalanced @N_Go_4Glory]

If you're over 12 and own a "mermaid blanket" you're part of the reason the world is doomed.

[Perfectly Imbalanced @N_Go_4Glory]

That moment when you enter your recipe into myfitnesspal and find out 1 serving is 780 calories BEFORE adding the sauce . #Ivebeenlivingalie