Or we hijack pop history with tactical covers:
"Every Breath You Take": Ominous trip-hop about UK surveillance keeping the EU safe.
"Should I Stay or Should I Go": Punk rock post-Brexit regret.
"Baby Can I Hold You": A pathetic acoustic plea.
Check the lyrics. Go BBC! (3/3)
Didn't watch it this year becos Israel but after the UK result we need to just go a radical new Eurovision strategy for 2027. Forget generic pop—we need to shamelessly beg Europe to take us back, while weirdly flexing our selling points.
Here are 3 original song ideas: 👇 (1/3)
Five Eyes (Only For You): A moody 80s synth track loaded with spy jargon, reminding the EU that GCHQ is watching over them.
Take Us Back: A chaotic Britpop anthem about standing at Europe's window with a boombox.
The Special Relationship: Dumping the US to crawl back. (2/3)
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Trump: This is not the age of Churchill. I will say the UK has been very, very uncooperative with that stupid island that they have that they gave away and took 100 year lease having to do with perhaps indigenous people claiming the island that never even saw the island before. What's that all about?
Trump: This is not the age of Churchill. I will say the UK has been very, very uncooperative with that stupid island that they have that they gave away and took 100 year lease having to do with perhaps indigenous people claiming the island that never even saw the island before. What's that all about?
Andrew Mountbatten Windsor as described by a former member of his security detail
Given that he turned 66 yesterday, can we now call him an OAPaedophile?
The FT writes: ‘In Trump’s interview with GB News, its correspondent, Bev Turner, gave North Korea’s broadcasters a run for their money. “It feels much safer here,” Turner said, contrasting Washington to London, though the chances of being murdered in DC are around 26 times higher than in London.
Didn't miss him!
Josh Frydenberg was caught there. Couldn't storm off, as it would have been a bad look. Just had to stand there and take it.
But Weatherill's points seemed fair?
The absurdity of JD Vance coming to Europe to lecture us on the death of free speech is laid bare. The Trump appointed head of Federal Communications Commission threatens ABC’s licence over his mild Kirk comments and Kimmel is gone. Free speech? Pah. https://t.co/eps1VaFnFj