nostril

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[autist @litteralyme0]

How I go to work knowing my unemployed bro is sleeping after playing games all night

[Brooks | 🏳️‍🌈 @brookstweetz]

How are they gonna top this

[nostril @n_stril]

Fuckkkkkkkk

[ً @artfuIchaos]

It kinda freaks me out that you never really know how the other person feels like it could all just be a lie

[tira miss sue @houseprinc3ssa]

Hxh leaks are pointless by nature because this is how 90% of succession war panels look like with the text scribbled out

[Tommy Larghi @Tommylarghi]

Being gay means you don't know how many times you've actually been cheated on

[nostril @n_stril]

@island_grows @d4dfur I opened this at my family game night

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@SleepyManny Man if you’re going to be mean and least get it right. I smoked crack. I would never have wasted coke on snorting it.

[zein @pakichulozein]

I be like “it’s too big” and then it fits all the way in :/

[yusuke @juanvenchy]

ugh it sucks that we all have to get super drunk and horny this weekend

[🐱 @LegHvmper]

Would you rather date a beautiful woman and live a fulfilling life

OR

Play overwatch

[ʇuᴉɐS📍 @saint_cloudy]

“Girrrrl, Ba Sing Se finna be lit tonight” 😂

[pokay @Pokay__]

“you wouldn’t last in a cod lobby” you wouldn’t last in my Tight ass Butt.

[olive pit @livvmeow]

E-daters are going to hate this take but if you online dated for 6+/- months but never met, you didn’t actually date

[reagan ⋆˙⟡ @greenbabybang]

@teppef_1 i just be doing shit

[tatum @ebeefer]

i don’t like casual dating and hookups because i have attachment issues and i also think everyone has hiv

[🐱 @LegHvmper]

I play overwatch BUTT. ASS. NAKED.

[Draio @vanbust69]

Turns out my penis isn’t huge i just have really really small hands

[molz @whitpeaks]

i wish i had a 50 yr old dilfuhhhhh👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

[girl daeron JACAERYS 🕊️ @nieceism]

you’re a sick fuck for what you did at ashford tourney