Nicholas Townsend

HIYA!!

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

"It's not as bad as it looks" - Translation: It's actually worse than that

[Nicholas Townsend @n_townsend88]

Give England the trophy now 🎉🎉 #EURO2016

[Nicholas Townsend @n_townsend88]

Really don't fancy blowing my nose again today 😷

[Nicholas Townsend @n_townsend88]

Feel like throwing a chair in a paddling pool #EURO2016

[Nicholas Townsend @n_townsend88]

Could sleep standing up.. Urghhh

[Olly Murs @ollymurs]

This has made my day 😂
What an episode @GameOfThrones

[Nicholas Townsend @n_townsend88]

i've lost the plot 👀

[Derek @DerekTVShow]

"I fucking love Wednesdays!" - Watch all the episodes of #Derek now on #Netflix!

[Nicholas Townsend @n_townsend88]

He's back !!!!

[robert huth @robert_huth]

Going full John Terry today!! #fullkit #LCFC

[Nicholas Townsend @n_townsend88]

That was a struggle 💤💤💤

[Nicholas Townsend @n_townsend88]

What a lovely day to work in an office 👌😎☀️

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

"Monday" - Translation: Bugger

[Nicholas Townsend @n_townsend88]

Rewind 48 hours 💤💤

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

"Anyway I'll let you get off" - Translation: Please go away

[Nicholas Townsend @n_townsend88]

Gin is wonderful

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Blow it up ref...

Vardy's ready!

#GERENG

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

"You're entitled to your opinion" - Translation: You're entitled to be wrong

[Nicholas Townsend @n_townsend88]

Slapping the bass! Slappa da bass! Slappa da bass mon! Slappa de bass mon!