Nabeel

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@punsturnmeon Ratio

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@aluminiummaiden @charsiwatte You've heard of Friend-Zoned now get ready for DoubleQuestionMarks-zoned

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@pearsonharamie But but but
But then I'll have to feel things?!?! R u for really real nah man fuck that humours more fun aahahahahah jk crying as I type

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@Thambapls Well well aren't you regular wife material even tho marriage is a sham

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Yeah Malone the world's fine af it's fucken Hollywood that's doing the bleeding innit

[XXL Magazine @XXL]

.@PostMalone reveals the release date for his new album Hollywood's Bleeding. Details ⬇️ https://t.co/P40HsZWBQX

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@Thambapls Thx but idk what avi is is it a way to call me average becuz then I think you've grossly overestimated me

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Oh Trump damn what an illuminayed insightful analysis damn son wow. On the real tho you know it's bad when even fucken Trump can see we need to talk it out before this blows up

[Hindustan Times @htTweets]

“In his meeting with Prime Minister Narendra Modi, US president Trump reaffirmed the need for dialogue between India and Pakistan..." the White House said in a statement

https://t.co/t6BiTY6ltu

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@Thambapls Aye I have this on a tshirt but idk where it is oh wait I have it on what a day phew that was a journey

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@punsturnmeon Ya but that's because you only speak with lame fucks dawg

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meanwhile rap in india is such a joke BC, MCs sayin the same two things, i am bhot hard and i love my mommy

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this is all that's wrong with hip hop today but on the plus i just googled it & the first line is so perfect for this brand i'm working on man i hope those girls are fans of cardi b-cause that would almost make it ok that Money beat A Lot of Savage tracks including Sicko Mode

[XXL Magazine @XXL]

JUST IN: Cardi B’s “Money” wins the Best Hip-Hop award at the #VMAs

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@RougeAF Who called it all these replies and not "No rouge, would faq"?

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@RunTheFUTMarket Unreal

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@Sarcastically7 Maybe she said "don't come back ho" which is better or worse idk

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@AakashKukreja3 @SirRaunaqRajani Stop saying what what what like a broken record. Geddit now m8?

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@RunTheFUTMarket They probably thought you were getting too cocky mate just change username to @IDontRunTheFUTMarketEAChill

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@moonhead1108 How is it rated only 84 lmao

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This is my Son. Some call him a player because he keeps scoring, but in the current climate women need to know that he's actually v helpful (loves to assist), v liberal (naturally LW) & can be CAM under pressure. V motivating too, Spurs them on whenever he can. I VOTE. #HimToo

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@MsMahaan Fair enough. Live and learn right

[Nabeel @nabsynthe]

Wanna be a comedian who specializes in impressions, mimicry, impersonations, and originality.