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[🥀 @nabz16_]

Someone commented, ‘𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙩𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙘𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝙥𝙚𝙤𝙥𝙡𝙚 𝙗𝙚𝙘𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙚 𝙞𝙩 𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙡𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙥𝙖𝙧𝙩 𝙤𝙛 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙣𝙚𝙚𝙙𝙚𝙙 𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙩𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙘𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝙮𝙤𝙪’ on a TikTok and I cried because someone else knows the feeling.

[🦉Hootz🐍 🇦🇷🇵🇸 @YngviCom]

the female body for some reason has tons of mechanisms to gain weight unrelated to consumption, the male body on the other hand has virtually none, meaning if you're fat as a man its entirely your own fault you hungry hungry hippo

[goma @soigomaa]

Men will look at your breasts, butt, legs, past, waist, height and even your skin colour.
But BE CAREFUL: don't look at his wallet, otherwise you're a gold digger..

[fresils @iFresils]

your death is way more guaranteed than your wedding day. so instead of looking for the love of your life, start living your life with love.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Please INVEST IN YOUR LOOKS, get the facial, buy these shoes, the jewelry, get your hair and nails done. You look better, you feel better, you do better, people treat you better, life gets better.

[Carla @puarangue]

Quelqu’un peut m’expliquer comment une seule personne est censée réussir à travailler de 9 h à 18 h, faire 10 000 pas par jour, aller à la salle de sport trois fois par semaine, cuisiner des repas faits maison, garder la maison impeccable, passer du temps de qualité avec sa famille, dormir huit heures par nuit, lire des livres, apprendre des langues, avoir des loisirs, prendre soin de sa santé, être séduisante en permanence… et réussir malgré tout à ne pas finir avec un trouble anxieux ?

J’ai l’impression qu’on nous a vendu une image de la vie qui est tout simplement impossible à tenir dans la réalité.

[jezz @JezziiB]

Why is it that as a girl at a certain age I’m supposed to quit playing with dolls yet the boys can play video games from birth til death do them part 😮‍💨

I’m getting me a Barbie dream house with my adult money

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Airbnb owners, if you’re charging me a cleaning fee, I’m not cleaning anything. Hotels don’t charge a cleaning fee, and I don’t have to strip the beds, take out the trash, load the dishwasher, or wash the towels.

Why are you charging a fee whilst making me an employee?

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

People didn’t stop going to theatres because of Netflix, Disney+, or Prime Video. They stopped when snacks started costing as much as the movie ticket.

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

Instagram needs to understand I don't give a fuck who posted on threads for the first time.

[•Mel•🏂 @DrMel_]

All the first born daughters I’ve met(I’ve met quite a number of them) are excellent cooks. You taste their meal and you don’t want to taste anything else

The problem is they don’t always want to cook, they’ll rather eat out or order food cos they’ve been so stressed at home having to cook for the entire family. If they mistakenly enter the kitchen though, Bruhhhh 🔥🔥

[˖ Ritz 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

Someone said the UK heat is like the heat that comes out of the back of a bus & I’ve never heard a more accurate description

[DirtySecret @RAGunner72]

@CallumLyon, happy to explain.

Abroad: 32°C, 30% humidity, sea breeze, air con everywhere, you're on holiday, nothing is your problem.

UK: 32°C, 85% humidity, no air con, no shade, trains cancelled, boss still expects you in, Pret sold out of cold drinks, bus smells of 40 strangers who also didn't sleep.

It's not the temperature. It's that the entire country was architecturally designed for a climate that no longer exists, and absolutely no one has done anything about it since 1987.

The science:

Your body cools itself through sweat evaporation. In 85% humidity, the sweat has nowhere to go. You are now essentially a slow cooker. A slow cooker that has to answer emails.

[Mia♡ @luxemiaa]

PLEASEEEE date a man who believes in romance and a provider mindset. Like holding doors open for you, buying you flowers, writing you love letters, courting you, treating you gently, planning surprises for you, and honouring your heart in every way he can... YOU DESERVE ALL THAT

[Samrah @_Chemist1]

Cutting off family/friends who gossip about you and judge you during the hardest season of your life is veryyy valid.

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

Unpopular fact: Landlords should not be able to increase rent unless they’re upgrading the apartment.

[Olivia Okoro @theoliviaa_]

Ladies if a married man tells you how bad his marriage is, advice him to seek counseling. The solution to his problems is not sleeping with you.

[Big Tee @societyhatestee]

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep.

[LLONER 🦅🪐 @eyojoel77]

God, if I’m meant to be alone, please take away this constant desire to be loved. Take away the part of me that still looks for someone in every room, the part that still believes there’s a person out there who will finally choose me and stay. Because wanting something this deeply while learning to live without it feels like carrying a quiet ache everywhere I go.

[Mia♡ @luxemiaa]

Unfortunately, i don't like nonchalant men. Be dominant. Check on me. Be affectionate. Tell me im gorgeous. Plan dates. Buy me flowers. Be absolutely obsessed with me

[toye! @iloveyoutoye]

Delivery prices are the final test to see if I really want to buy something.