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i do not identify as having a twitter acc..if u see me on here, no u didn’t🤠

[🌈🧇Zombi🥞🍬 @sleepizombi334]

if we date you have to defeat the 200 evil things my mom said to me that made me feel unloveable

[milk @wet_foal]

First of all I didn’t mean it second of all I typically get away with this kind of thing

[latent angel @latentangelx]

being the naked window neighbor is less of a choice and more of a calling

[hyperrealgirl @luxxforlife]

if i owe you a text back imagine what i owe myself

[` @schiz04renic]

congrats on alchemizing all your pain into pure aura diva

[r @_rzua]

was what we had real or cake

[Shrimp Billionaire @fentanylbrownie]

Not a fan of being asked if it’s “my first time” visiting a restaurant. It’s not gonna be that crazy bro.

[💎 @foreeeeeal]

7x3=21 has always been cunt. even as a 3rd grader i could recognize that

[B. @buhlesrevenge]

last stage of your iPhone is when you carry a power bank everywhere

[𝖐𝖚𝖘𝖍𝖇𝟔𝖗𝖇𝖎𝖊❦™️ @kushb6rbie]

i don't understand why people wait for the new years to cut people off like fuck you right now on july 12th

[nia🇵🇸 @palesnia]

Arab women will get together and talk about the horrors of being married and then turn to you and ask “so when are you thinking about getting married?”😭😭😭

[Drop Site @DropSiteNews]

⚠️The Egyptian Relief Committee in Gaza had been organizing public screenings of World Cup matches for displaced families across the Strip. About an hour before today’s Egypt-Argentina match, Israel killed the committee’s public relations director in a strike on his vehicle. Two others, including a child, were also killed.

[✧jacey🇱🇧 @jaceygrayb]

and if I say this is because the Egyptian coach held up the palestinian flag when they won last time

[🪰 @_MostafaXD]

Egyptians were fine with a loss btw.. just NOT this way. Fuck an unfair game. Disgusting

[SB @Rackedupsb]

Y’all think it’s hot rn wait until y’all go to hell

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

Sometimes you're eating a salad and it feels like it's never going to end

[Degen CPA | Drew @DrewVento]

Dudes will ask where the bitches at but never look within

[grace @gracefishlove]

Sorry about the mean things i said when i was right