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libra ☀️ sag 🌙 aries ⬆️

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Why do so many men just smell so bad…:

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

it’s their month
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Not me challenging a professional basketball player to a game of horse 😂

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Noooo a mom just kissed her 10 year old son on the lips in front of me in line at a coffee shop 🤮

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the amount of times I’ve been on the verge of tears at the gym is probably concerning 🥲

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I’m like a Midwest 7/8 but I step into any Walmart and immediately become a 10 I swear lmao

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brought cake for the whole office today 😝

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absolutely comical that i’m consistently described as “cool, calm & collected” when this is what the inside of my brain looks like 24/7

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so funnnnn #poledance

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love breaking out in hives for no reason and Benadryl not helping

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Hmm should I dust off the old OF account and start posting again? 🤔

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tryna break these bitches in 😅

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@aleyahmp 🥵

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I think I accidentally conditioned an entire department at work to actively WANT a picture of me making a stank face on their desk. Oops 😅

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Hi

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why am I awake 😭 my body just straight up woke me up at 3:45 am as if it was time to get up & go to work or something when I don’t even get up until at least 5 am on weekdays but it’s literally Saturday 🙄

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you know you’re in trouble when you get a text from someone who you text all the time and suddenly you’re getting butterflies. this happens every fucking time in this situation yet I’m still surprised when I’m “suddenly” down bad. so dumb.

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*screams*

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I think I need to lock myself away cause I’m too feral to be in public rn