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hourly quote bot with quotes from the naddpod campaigns! bahumia 💫 trinyvale 💫 the mavrus chronicles 💫 eldermourne 💫 c3 • run by @beverlytoegold + friends

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It's that damn coyote moon

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You have so many friends, good for you! Guess what, my fucking books talk to me! Eat my ass!

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I… might have some… inner things going on… and I might-deflect a little bit. But Onyx, I would like… for you… not to go mad. I’m-I’m just saying… if-if I had to choose between you being alive or you I being dead, I would… on most days… choose you being alive.

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Oarsmen row the boat
Fast as it can go
I'm not going home
Let the river flow
Let the river flow, let the river flow now

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I think in Jens' brief moment of mental clarity, when his back is truly up against the wall, he looks for Nyack and Onyx.

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Balnor, watch the bags

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Cast down and out and I can't be cured till I meet a friend with a healing word

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She says, “Judge this, bitch!”, and then I wanna dimension door this guy out of here.

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What, is the boat your boy now??

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”That's 285 damage.”
“The actual god looks hurt. She's upset. I'm upset.”

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When there's a villainous man I can't be attracted to him but when there is a villainous woman I can, you know?

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I am a wanderer of a river's bend
Seeking but to heal and mend
The river knows my sorrows and it flows to safer shores

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“Do my fucking therapy homework for me, please.”
“It'd be my honor!”
“I give him my ‘Who am I?’ journal.”
“A person trying their best.”

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Hey, if I was gonna come back as anything, I'm proud to come back as half of you.

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It's a Krissy thing, you wouldn't understand.

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When you are making your priorities, do you fight the things you cannot change, or focus on the things you can change?

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Jens Lyndelle, formed prince pricker, future prince...licker? I’m gonna sleep my way to the top! That's right, I’m going for the prince.

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Tell beer that I loved it

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Moonshine, when... when I left Irondeep I didn't know where I fit in, then I met you and you didn't just let me in, you brought me in, and you thought I was good,”
“You are good.”
“and I wanna keep on living in that world. I wanna be a part of the crick.

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Drawing that card was the only time I've ever been lucky.