Nicholas Pascarella

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[Nicholas Pascarella @nadine8100]

@SenTedCruz you realize that this isn’t just for the people of ‘paris’ right? god you are just spectacularly dumb

[Nicholas Pascarella @nadine8100]

@senatemajldr “help” ..this is what you think “help” means, you disgusting fuck? this doesn’t pay half the rent. of this month. how bout you give me half of your $34mil and that vaccine you say doesn’t work eh?

[Nicholas Pascarella @nadine8100]

@nysdmv IS THAT IT??? this is the third time you’ve told us something different for the same material, and we still don’t have plates. get your shit together. 3x.

[Nicholas Pascarella @nadine8100]

@Allianz you know, when I bought INSURANCE for a trip, you think it would cover, you know, MY TRIP. for those traveling, don’t ever use this scam when you book airline tickets, I just learned the hard way with this garbage company

[Nicholas Pascarella @nadine8100]

@NBCSports guys, stop with this nauseating moving camera with the @Titans and @steelers ..just stop.

[Nicholas Pascarella @nadine8100]

@JalenRose Did you really just tell me that you don’t believe we landed on the moon because your cell phone doesn’t work sometimes?

[Nicholas Pascarella @nadine8100]

“better than me, you’re a woman.” -bush

[Nicholas Pascarella @nadine8100]

I heard the news today, oh boy

[Nicholas Pascarella @nadine8100]

*says locations in a rap song* am I famous yet?

[Nicholas Pascarella @nadine8100]

*peels off clothes*

[Nicholas Pascarella @nadine8100]

I play sidewalk chicken about 20 times a day. #dontflinch

[Nicholas Pascarella @nadine8100]

having a rough day? rub some jalapeños in your eyes! you'll forget about all your other problems in no time!

[Nicholas Pascarella @nadine8100]

hey @NYCTSubway instead of sinking money into self glorification over the 2nd av subway, how bout making the any of the yellow trains work?

[Nicholas Pascarella @nadine8100]

everything my shower did for me was undone by being outside for 20 seconds. #itsgettinhotinhere

[Nicholas Pascarella @nadine8100]

did the original 'brush your shoulders off' guy have horrible dandruff? or head lice?

[Nicholas Pascarella @nadine8100]

hey tourists of #NYC! if you don't walk 5 wide down the sidewalk, i don't have to play red rover and totally own you

[Nicholas Pascarella @nadine8100]

the birds have no idea their sex lab is right outside my living room window

[Nicholas Pascarella @nadine8100]

yea you know those round mirrors in stairwells with corners? they're to help you see i'm about to crush you cuz you walkin on the wrong side

[Nicholas Pascarella @nadine8100]

@jwockitout them are fightin words

[Nicholas Pascarella @nadine8100]

eating smoked gouda at any point in time is always going to be a better decision than not