dan the o11yneer

holistic consultant detective and o11yneer

[dan the o11yneer @nadx969]

been away for awhile. a few updates. started a new role at https://t.co/DdAwGnv27T, returned as guest on o11ycast (episode 83) and learned that I will be presenting at ATO 2025 in October.
#o11ycast #o11yneer #allthingsopen #windscribe #VPN

[dan the o11yneer @nadx969]

coming soon to an internet near you

Don’t miss out https://t.co/ZCSDUMpGu6

[dan the o11yneer @nadx969]

Clarkson Community Centre Rail Slide https://t.co/IiVLhv5gAb via @YouTube

[dan the o11yneer @nadx969]

@TekSavvyCSR I've emailed twice about a daily reoccurring issue where my speeds drop dramatically on DSL at around 8pm. see graph attached. perhaps maybe answer my email instead of making your lack of support and bad DSL service public?

[Steve Stewart-Williams @SteveStuWill]

This is hilarious

[dan the o11yneer @nadx969]

This came up in conversation with my mom tonight. Of all the actors out there, I still think he is the worst, but this doctored photo cracks me up to no end. Well done mom, well done.

[dan the o11yneer @nadx969]

my mom thinks it would be funny if she submitted my name to win a chance to meet w/ Affleck @BTtoronto

[Erin Black @erinnblackk]

after months of muttering under my breath at people in the supermarket I’ve finally cracked

[dan the o11yneer @nadx969]

I joined Twitter 10 years ago today? Shut the front door.

[dan the o11yneer @nadx969]

@TheDudeNorth @CarlinBurton I am with @TheDudeNorth on this one. Where is the fun of having a megaphone if you don’t use it to its full potential

[CP24 @CP24]

Ontario government supports bill to make daylight time permanent
https://t.co/2ygg9NHyIS

[dan the o11yneer @nadx969]

My absolute favourite tweet of the month, perhaps the year.

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

A priest, a minster, and a rabbit walk into a bar. The rabbit says, "I think I'm a typo."

[dan the o11yneer @nadx969]

@AlexDeBuc /me hides piping hot mug of coffee

[dan the o11yneer @nadx969]

Finally landing ollies down those stairs consistently.
#skateboarding #skateboardingisfun

[dan the o11yneer @nadx969]

My new tag #graffiti #graffitiart

[dan the o11yneer @nadx969]

On a positive note, here is me skateboarding. #skateboardingisfun

[dan the o11yneer @nadx969]

This is how I feel after ElasticON Observability event. That and I need to take a shower to get the sales pitch stink off

[dan the o11yneer @nadx969]

On ElasticON Observability event. Feel like @mipsytipsy would lose her mind if she was listening in

[dan the o11yneer @nadx969]

Can someone explain this one to me? It’s a sticker, not graffiti and how exactly is defacing public property with a sticker making a point??? I’m missing something #notgraffiti #peopleareweird #whydoievencare

[dan the o11yneer @nadx969]

Applaud and celebrate those who are kind, loving, compassionate and empathetic. For too long we have given a platform to the angry and hateful. Just stop judging people based on their culture and background. Open your hearts. Show some love.

[dan the o11yneer @nadx969]

I am quickly growing to hate twitter and every moron who expresses their politically charged self righteous, self involved and self entitled view point. I see some great things and views on here and instead of people being positive and applauding it, they dump on it.

[dan the o11yneer @nadx969]

And what happens is it becomes a “thing” for someone’s stupid platform. The world sucks. There is so much hate & violence. Instead of pointing fingers at another race or culture or group of people and blaming them, how about just applauding someone who speaks intelligently