𝗻𝗮𝗲𝗯𝗱 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

BREAKING: They're scrubbing banksy

[Richard Hakeswill @fanofnicethings]

Village cricket will not survive the Boriswave. Played against a team of 11 freshies today who:

• Refused to give very obvious wickets (no neutral umpires in Div 9)
• Wouldn’t signal their boundaries (one side of the ground on a slope so unable to see the rope)
• Constantly, relentlessly, endlessly appealed for decisions that couldn’t possibly be out

This might all sound trivial but village cricket is built on trust; the trust that you will have to give your team mates out, the understanding that people will play hard but fair. That If the umpire can’t see something you assist him honestly. This is how the game has been played for 300 years, maybe longer, and now it’s going to be ruined by squealing, selfish man-children who don’t speak enough English to engage in banter, don’t play fairly and don’t stay behind to put even a tenner behind the bar.

[𝗻𝗮𝗲𝗯𝗱 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @naebD]

Hope this guy wins, just to watch the mess intensify

[Aubrey Allegretti @breeallegretti]

Andy Burnham seeks to clarify his stance on WASPI compensation, after backing "recompense" yesterday.

A spokesperson for the Greater Manchester mayor says he won't back "financial compensation" nationally and the issue is settled - but backs regional schemes to support women affected.

Full statement:

“Andy has always recognised the unfair way in which state pension equalisation was introduced.

"As Mayor of Greater Manchester, he supported WASPI women in the city-region with early access to concessionary travel, providing some recompense to them within affordability limits.

"He accepts the final decision has been made in relation to financial compensation but has indicated an openness to considering similar schemes on the Greater Manchester model.”

[𝗻𝗮𝗲𝗯𝗱 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @naebD]

Even less popular support than Labour in 2024 but a landslide again. It's funny how we appear to have flipped from hung parliaments to landslides.

[George Spencer @HeracleanVision]

Reform on track for a landslide according to More in Common, with 375 seats. Kemi Badenoch narrowly losing out on leading the opposition to Ed Davey. Labour in fourth, only five seats ahead of the SNP.

[𝗻𝗮𝗲𝗯𝗱 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @naebD]

Me, trying to maintain perspective while being horribly mutilated by an insane Sudanese man: "

[Harry Eccles @Heccles94]

The truth is there is less violence on the streets of Britain than ever before.

These incidents are deeply tragic.

But worse still is those seeking to use them to reek yet more evil upon Britain.

Fight fascism, always.

[𝗻𝗮𝗲𝗯𝗱 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @naebD]

@mycoliza

[𝗻𝗮𝗲𝗯𝗱 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @naebD]

@Pamp_It_ @British_Enjoyer What is your take on this occurrence?

[𝗻𝗮𝗲𝗯𝗱 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @naebD]

@bdotTM

[𝗻𝗮𝗲𝗯𝗱 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @naebD]

@PaulDock93 *joke about it being less masochistic than going to see Scotland at the world cup*

[𝗻𝗮𝗲𝗯𝗱 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @naebD]

@nickgoff79 Even the normal recipe has been slowly made shite over the years. I was moaning to myself about it yesterday
https://t.co/DemZfnBQNP

[𝗻𝗮𝗲𝗯𝗱 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @naebD]

AI is so useful - the reason baked beans taste so bad now is because of reduced salt (not news) but also because to counteract that they had to make them more vinegar and soupy otherwise they'd be even worse. Also they used to have pork fat in them.

[𝗻𝗮𝗲𝗯𝗱 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @naebD]

@rickasaurus Visitor pattern - the drone visits the other drone and blows it up

[𝗻𝗮𝗲𝗯𝗱 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @naebD]

Minimum pricing for carrots

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: Zack Polanski has criticised supermarkets for selling vegetables for as little as 7p

“This isn’t a sign of a healthy system… someone is being exploited somewhere”

[nick usen @nickusen]

“Look I uh I found something. Something in the store. A place. bu but It uh it shouldn’t be there. But it is. Dontcha see? look I…I know how this this sounds, but It’s uh it’s MAssive in there.”

[𝗻𝗮𝗲𝗯𝗱 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @naebD]

https://t.co/hEsAzZuxzF 🥺

[𝗻𝗮𝗲𝗯𝗱 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @naebD]

This poor guy is obsolete

[dennis @basedondennis]

i have a serious case of untreated car autism and im not joking look At all the times i’ve doxxed all my oomfs cars

[𝗻𝗮𝗲𝗯𝗱 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @naebD]

It seems like a lot of what AI is doing is removing pointless fences whose purpose is not obvious, making it easier to traverse the landscape.

[nihilism disrespecter @meaning_enjoyer]

it seems like a lot of what ai is doing is showing that things that were already empty, ritual performances (university essays, thinkpieces, news articles) are in fact empty, ritual performances

[𝗻𝗮𝗲𝗯𝗱 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @naebD]

wow ok

[moesha @yunclesage]

Bro I hate when someone not black calls me brother like fuck outta here hulk hogan

[𝗻𝗮𝗲𝗯𝗱 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @naebD]

@skullmandible Waving an iPhone at them and saying pspspspsps

[𝗻𝗮𝗲𝗯𝗱 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @naebD]

Getting an AI pro subscription so I can run an agent to do a deep dive into what specific politicians and organisations ruined baked beans.

[𝗻𝗮𝗲𝗯𝗱 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @naebD]

AI is so useful - the reason baked beans taste so bad now is because of reduced salt (not news) but also because to counteract that they had to make them more vinegar and soupy otherwise they'd be even worse. Also they used to have pork fat in them.

[𝗻𝗮𝗲𝗯𝗱 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @naebD]

The upshot is there's no way to fix them by adding salt because the product is fucked up in other irreversible ways