Nelson Eisel

[Nelson Eisel @naeisel]

@pookleblinky @sigridellis In Canada we had an orphan crushing machine with built-in orphan maker, and when we gathered as a nation to consider that might have been a bad idea, Senator Lynn Beyak said, yeah, okay, but we’re not considering all the GOOD it did when it ran.

[Nelson Eisel @naeisel]

@axl99 How did he manage that, when both Wendig and the Internet Archive say Wendig wasn’t involved in the lawsuit? Are you blaming him instead of the publishing corporations doing the suing, because he called it a pirate website once four years ago?

[Nelson Eisel @naeisel]

@pronounced_kyle When it melts because space is not cold, it is a thermos, with no heat to give but also nothing to take heat away from your sixteen square kilometer solar heat absorber, how big will the molten blob of goo be?

[Nelson Eisel @naeisel]

@ErinInTheMorn @chrislhayes Can I get in on this imaginary free surgery deal? Conservatives have a talking point about “you’d be on a three year waitlist in Canada” but I’ve had five years with no progress on my back pain because I can’t afford it, and three years waiting beats never.

[Nelson Eisel @naeisel]

@Rushthewriter I’m not a religious man but I’ve read some of their stories, and it seems to me you’ve gotta have some balls to quote scripture while abandoning public duty without notice because the moneylenders offered you 30 pieces of silver.

[Nelson Eisel @naeisel]

@wpb003 As a Canadian in Minneapolis, I would advise the poster:
- if at all possible, STAY IN CANADA
- if you have to move to the USA for some reason, the Twin Cities is by far the least bad part.

[Nelson Eisel @naeisel]

@FoundEpisodes What are you using to make the capsule summary images, and would you be willing to share your template? I’d like to do something similar for our Star Trek RPG sessions.

[Nelson Eisel @naeisel]

@pikeshorse Gotta disagree with you on that last point, not for any knock against Enterprise, but because we live in a world where WKRP In Cincinnati and Adventures of the Galaxy Rangers are shows that had theme songs. Block if you must. https://t.co/lnNcdWoG8a

[Nelson Eisel @naeisel]

@gaghyogi49 You wouldn’t steal a RATION CARD

[Nelson Eisel @naeisel]

@SpaceBasedFox I don’t know where @TraceBeaulieu went, but I heard @kwmurphy saw him headed down to the Harmony module with a pickaxe.

[Nelson Eisel @naeisel]

@MN9_Kels @IanColdwater Your “point?”

[Nelson Eisel @naeisel]

@MN9_Kels @IanColdwater “Mpls was on fire” Two blocks. Two blocks burned.
“Never recovered” well my lawyer’s office literally next door to that liquor store sure “recovered” quick enough.

[Nelson Eisel @naeisel]

@TeaPainUSA No sir, not burnED, still burning after four years. In the ashes there is nowhere to hide from Ilhan Omar’s roving DEI enforcement packs trying to transgender me with a stolen catalytic converter. Only an authoritarian law & order dictator with >30 felonies can save us.

[Nelson Eisel @naeisel]

@NWSTwinCities The WC0HC Hennepin Co repeater usually comes in fine in east Bloomington but it’s barely readable this afternoon. Please consider activating W0BU Burnsville @metroskywarn

[Nelson Eisel @naeisel]

@guapolke https://t.co/bcxKpijRPF

[NWS Twin Cities @NWSTwinCities]

⚠️1PM UPDATE: After coordinating with the SPC, a large portion of our area, including the Twin Cities, has been upgraded to an Enhanced Risk (level 3 of 5) for severe storms this afternoon and evening. Please see https://t.co/OS2u4bsdc4 for your latest forecast #mnwx #wiwx

[Nelson Eisel @naeisel]

@RTodKelly I’m really impressed at how Team Trump is pulling fake drama stunts from late 1990s MTV reality shows. Oh no the host has been building up the whole episode toward an @InSoc reunion as if a member hadn’t declined when asked months before filming, how could he not show up?

[Nelson Eisel @naeisel]

@GenericRoblox10 @nadocast Well, when I’m wrong, I admit it.

[NWS Twin Cities @NWSTwinCities]

⚠️1PM UPDATE: After coordinating with the SPC, a large portion of our area, including the Twin Cities, has been upgraded to an Enhanced Risk (level 3 of 5) for severe storms this afternoon and evening. Please see https://t.co/OS2u4bsdc4 for your latest forecast #mnwx #wiwx

[Nelson Eisel @naeisel]

@NWSTwinCities Sure did, because you pushed a wake-up call to my weather radio. And while that wasn’t the most pleasant way to wake up, I’d rather be awake for it than not.

[NWS Twin Cities @NWSTwinCities]

Severe Thunderstorm Warning including Minneapolis MN, Bloomington MN and Brooklyn Park MN until 5:45 AM CDT

[Nelson Eisel @naeisel]

@ftw_cool I want this so much, but I have to ask people from Seattle or Spokane; is there any reasonable corridor for HSR tracks through your metro areas? Because I lived in Surrey BC, and short of digging a tunnel from the border right to downtown Vancouver, hahahaha no.

[Nelson Eisel @naeisel]

@BostonMassUSA Light rail with sleeper service, you madmen, I’m in. We’re already on it in Minnesota, the green line from St.Paul to Minneapolis is being extended to Eden Prairie, so we can just keep extending off that to Seattle.