Nahabi

[Nahabi @nahabi]

@WaiyakiWayHomes Is this still available?

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

The internet has been a net positive for humanity. The smartphone, however, has not.

[Mr Dlamini @Ant_089]

If all that ICE shit that is currently happening in the United States was happening in any country in Africa, FIFA would’ve postponed this World Cup in a heartbeat to find an alternative host.

[Nahabi @nahabi]

@SKThige @nu_spot @alexmwanzo Does the price include transport?

[Nahabi @nahabi]

@alexmwanzo Plug?

[Nahabi @nahabi]

@Antonettefrida Would these fit into a 2014 C180? If so, how much?

[Robert Sterling @RobertMSterling]

I don’t want to connect my coffee machine to the wifi network. I don’t want to share the file with OneDrive. I don’t want to download an app to check my car’s fluid levels. I don’t want to scan a QR code to view the restaurant menu. I don’t want to let Google know my location before showing me the search results. I don’t want to include a Teams link on the calendar invite. I don’t want to pay 50 different monthly subscription fees for all my software. I don’t want to upgrade to TurboTax platinum plus audit protection. I don’t want to install the Webex plugin to join the meeting. I don’t want to share my car’s braking data with the actuaries at State Farm. I don’t want to text with your AI chatbot. I don’t want to download the Instagram app to look at your picture. I don’t want to type in my email address to view the content on your company’s website. I don’t want text messages with promo codes. I don’t want to leave your company a five-star Google review in exchange for the chance to win a $20 Starbucks gift card. I don’t want to join your exclusive community in the metaverse. I don’t want AI to help me write my comments on LinkedIn. I don’t even want to be on LinkedIn in the first place.

I just want to pay for a product one time (and only one time), know that it’s going to work flawlessly, press 0 to speak to an operator if I need help, and otherwise be left alone and treated with some small measure of human dignity, if that’s not too much to ask anymore.

[otieno kënyättå @stuttistician]

#KAVIRONDO
The Story of Luos and Luhyas

[Nahabi @nahabi]

@AsdaServiceTeam part of my order that was supposed to be delivered by Dec 4 is still not delivered. Order #: 139234736. Tracking #: T00IKA0115765258. It was misrouted once and delayed again. It has been 1 week since the last update.

[Nahabi @nahabi]

@dbrand @robot It has been 35 days since I placed my order and I still haven't received it. DHL tracking has my package still in the US. Could you let me know when I will receive my package? My order number is 22310399.

[Nahabi @nahabi]

@gatemboisaac @BiancaNaom1 Pray tell, what is wokeness?

[Nahabi @nahabi]

@DicksonOtieno Are you selling these?

[Nanyuki Billionaire🇰🇪 @lewis_ngunyi]

This guy pushes the biggest trolley at the supermarket. He has white earphones with wires running through his t-shirt, to the phone in his hand. He plants the trolley in front of me.

I'm standing in line with bread and some cash (I've recently been reduced to carrying cash).

[Nahabi @nahabi]

@SavageWiderness What are the costs of rafting at Sagana?

[John-Allan Namu @johnallannamu]

“When you gave us education you f***ed up” - Hirram Kenyo. The questions he asks are telling you about an awakening around #RejectFinancebill2024 that is eye-watering. Some thoughts.

[Kimuzi @Kimuzi_]

Where in Kenya is this bana? Though hii si coding, ni Linux ukichange directories.

[Nahabi @nahabi]

@p_m_mutua @rex_maina Yep. All carbon fiber and what not ... thing is so light you feel like you're wearing a bandana ... but still so strong

[rhaenyra targaryen's lawyer @Targ_Nation]

for all he did after he could've stayed dead

[mlb kiwi 🫵🖐️😛🤚 @mlbkiwi]

Gasps from the audience as this ridiculous question gets asked of Francesca Albanese at a the National Press Club by a poor excuse for a journalist #auspol #nzpol https://t.co/s7yz5q4fG4