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One love, two maybe if I'm drunk enough

[🐢✨America Is Musty✨🐢 @DragonflyJonez]

Was discussing Shaq in the group chat and brought up his 44-20 Finals game (which gets overlooked bc that’s the A.I step over game) and thought he’s gotta be the only player in my lifetime with a 40-20 Finals game. I knew Wilt probably did it. Was correct on both counts. But OF COURSE theres one other guy who pops up here as being the only one who did it multiple times.

[blank @nahhhmoe]

@blakk_boi_flyyy @DonnyLuche Amberia Allen!

[Claire @kumakurea_]

I had a coworker once who used to ask for smoke breaks and I found out he was just going outside to eat two hotdogs each time.

[mila @icuyell]

was wondering where i know her from!$&

[Tom Haberstroh @tomhaberstroh]

I slept on it. I had to do it.

The New York Knicks title deserves an asterisk.

They join my definitive short list of NBA championships with an asterisk: https://t.co/RVVvIwVCdB

[Kevín @KevOnStage]

He cheated on me.
Watch Safe Space 🆓 on Tubi.

https://t.co/oLV61BFogR

[Deante’ Hitchcock @DeanteVH]

My name is Deante’ Hitchcock and I want to prove to the music world and myself that an indie artist can sell 100,000 albums in a years time. For anybody who wants to purchase my latest album JUNKIE IN THE SUN this is the link below ☀️🎈 https://t.co/RjWDpiaDVG

[Kevín @KevOnStage]

I’m married to a bald headed conspiracy theorist.

Watch Safe Space S2 🆓 on @tubi

[Basketball BlaBlaBla @BBB8421]

@DragonflyJonez "Don't pass Wemby the ball"..."Jeremy we are on defense"

[🦖 Black Big Lebowski 🦖 @LaJethroJenkins]

Are you wearing a shirt and tie under a polo🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima2]

I would've been shaking ass idk

[𝐊𝐚𝐛𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐥 @kabrieltwt]

He honestly tells on himself a lot on his songs.

[Antoine Hardy @Slangdini]

Solid rhetorical analysis

[dash @thedigitaldash_]

in the past 2 years whenever i’ve heard a drake song that sounds like this, this tweet is the only thing i can think of lmfao

[mir.i.am #PrayForSnooki @moll11y]

Nominative determinism

[ian🌱 @watery_day]

the embroidery machine at work malfunctioned and made this Linus Dissociation patch