Aryan

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[Aryan @nahyourpumpkin]

।। वो जो इश्क़ था वो जुनून था,
ये जो हिज़्र है ये नसीब है ।।

[Aryan @nahyourpumpkin]

@_hersheyssss With around 10% inflation, how do you live with this salary?

[Aryan @nahyourpumpkin]

@aajtak @sudhirchaudhary Zeher ki kheti ab kisi aur khet me karega

[Aryan @nahyourpumpkin]

@AlongImna Jai Salmon bhai Gang 😜

[Aryan @nahyourpumpkin]

@Nushrratt Sending the missing

[Aryan @nahyourpumpkin]

@bitbns paise nahi Dene to name change kar ke bitchor rakh le

[Aditya Singh @cryptoady]

Not sure how authentic this is but pls @bitbns verify and look into it.

[Aryan @nahyourpumpkin]

@shripal100 @ShivAroor @IndiaToday @narendramodi @SriLanka Will you ever paid debt of your neighbour? Thik before you tweet

[Aryan @nahyourpumpkin]

@dr_chayanika Garmi me AC chala ke threshold level par kar diya hoga apne

[Aryan @nahyourpumpkin]

@desimojito Most of the Americans not interested in cricket neither Hollywood 😜

[Aryan @nahyourpumpkin]

@V_Shuddhi ये बात अगर एग्जाम में बच्चे लिख दें तो पास होंगे कि नही?

[Aryan @nahyourpumpkin]

गरीब हित मे उठाया गया एक बेहतरीन कदम, सरकार की जितनी तारीफ की जाए कम है।

जय हिंद

[Ranvijay Singh @ranvijaylive]

आज से लखनऊ के लोहिया अस्पताल में मुफ़्त इलाज व जांच बंद कर दी गई. जनहित व राष्ट्रहित में यह फैसला लिया गया है.

पहले लोग 1 रुपए का पर्चा लगाकर इलाज करा लेते थे, अब पूरे 100 रुपये का योगदान कर पाएंगे. इसी तरह अलग-अलग जांच में भी ज्यादा योगदान करने का सौभाग्य मिलेगा.

जय हिंद 🚩

[Aryan @nahyourpumpkin]

These Hollywood casting directors are casting Asian heroes to gain profit from their blind fan base.

#TheGrayMan is one of them.

& I can name more

[Aryan @nahyourpumpkin]

Continuous shits of #TaraSutaria

[Aryan @nahyourpumpkin]

Thor: Lord of Thunder
Me: Ekdm blunder 😂

[Tinder India @Tinder_India]

thor: lord of thunder
me: lord of double texts

[Aryan @nahyourpumpkin]

Professor: Stop touching my feet, it is not necessary.

Also that Professor in chamber: Kaise baktameej bachhe aa rahe aajkal, sirf Namste aur good morning bol ke nikal jate hai koi pair nhi chhoota.

[Aryan @nahyourpumpkin]

#Vikram is good movie but in the last 30 minutes half of the heroic characters meet death because of unnecessary heroism. Bole to faltu ka style marne ke chakkar me Kaman Hasan ki aadhi team Mari jati hai.

[Aryan @nahyourpumpkin]

@RoflGandhi_ @DeependerSHooda Ye galat baat hai Tanker kahi enhe hi to nahi bola ja raha 😂

[Aryan @nahyourpumpkin]

Me waiting for goodluck 😀

[Dr. Jameson (जर्मनी वाले) Back-Up Account @Not__a_Doctor]

@NoContextHumans

[Aryan @nahyourpumpkin]

@ReallySwara Ninja technique to earn south Indian fan base when you cast their favo for boosting ur Dubta hua career 😀

[Aryan @nahyourpumpkin]

@unwise_wise @PMOIndia @narendramodi