naomi chaplin

[myles brown @mdotbrown]

Sometimes watching Industry is like listening to the gossip in a Chinese nail salon. I have no idea what they’re talking about but this shit is riveting

[re: emma @evemmore]

mixing friend groups for my birthday makes me feel like graham norton

[Mikael @BacardiCapital]

I feel like no one ever gets slizzard or fly like a G-6 anymore

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

My 5 year plan is make it to Feb.

[miss information @intelligentpawg]

twitter is cigarette for the eyes

[Mads @europemaxxed]

Driving to my 9-5 job while drug dealers and 8 year old YouTubers are buying their third property

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

No babe your 10 minute incremental alarms starting a full hour before you actually get up only make me love you more

[chunky fila @chunkyfila]

next year maybe you should try to be in the top .05% of listeners to your girlfriend

[Nyatsimba Mutotesi @timiretimzzy2]

I run every day for 30 minutes, if I miss a day I add 30 minutes to the next day.
This has truly been a game changer, tomorrow I’m supposed to run for 3 weeks.

[zoë @zoveeo]

what’s it called when you’re very smart but can’t remember anything and know literally nothing.

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

@brokenbe4m literally this😭

[Taylor Swift Updates @SwiftNYC]

taylor is finally living her fairytale dreams that she would write songs about as a teenager someone SEDATE ME

[mel ❆ | amber glenn pilled @hcsiequake]

when you realize the romcom you were watching is actually not a romcom #MyOxfordYear

[naomi chaplin @naichaplin]

@_itsneicey I’m actually starting a lawsuit because wtf

[Yves ౨ৎ @yvessirae]

i feel so bad when i overtake an old person on the sidewalk like man i really didn't mean to flex on you with my youthful stride

[isa⚡️ @isabellasg3]

Everyone hating on Jeff Bezos wedding but I ordered on Amazon at 10pm last night and it's at here at 9am this morning

Enjoy your wedding king

[໊ @sonohoor]

did it hurt? when you forgot your headphones and couldn’t romanticise your walk home?

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

Hello sharks today I am asking for $500 000 to enjoy my summer