Naim

Saya dah kawen

[Karim Jovian @KJovian]

@Edenlife9 Bro called his owned god a “Lunatic” and the Muslim Woman had to defend Jesus and say he is not a “lunatic” 😅 what an embarrassing moment for that guy.

[Farid Affy @faridaffy]

Rupanya senang je nak unsubscribe Gmail kita dari website merapu supaya taklah kerap full je inbox storage. Kan?

Just taip https://t.co/Gys8q7mcjP then tekan je button unsubscribe tu (rujuk gambar)

Atau...

[Dee Khadijah @el_khadijjah]

Malaikat bertanya,
Ya Allah apa aku harus mencatat ibadah hambamu ini?
Sedangkan ia beribadah tapi hati dan pikirannya tidak.
Lalu ia hanya mengingatMu dikala sedih, setelah bahagia engkau kembali.

Allah menjawab,
Tidakkah engkau melihat wahai malaikat, hambaku ini tidak

[Xsʟᴀʏʀᴀ @AnyaForgerHu]

Even gravity knows who is right 😂

[Naim @naimmmmmmmmmmmm]

Wife tibe2 mimpi aku kawen lain. Sebagai suami yg tak buat salah ape2, aku pun minta maaf huhu

[Naim @naimmmmmmmmmmmm]

@otaimasello_453 @anti_fragilez @bckupacc99 Dah buat jalan je la. Takkan nk hold. Benda awal2 dh bgtau dh bincang. So takkan tibe2 cmni nk kene hold alahhhhh. Nk ubah mindset susah? Org tu dh tua, kene la faham anak2 cmne.

[It's Amey 𝕏 @ameydeen_]

Quick story time!

Bijak betul. IQ level 99999

Alhamdulillah, Allah temukan dengan orang2 baik.

Kredit TT: aimanjohan1

[Naz @nazirullahjufri]

Kau jangan macam macam dik

[Wolf of X @WolfofX]

Bro just fulfilled that one childhood dream we all had

[kamaghul deghaman @kamaghul]

😭

[ًِ @bckupacc99]

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[wiona @wionaxy]

This font and handwriting ✨ Satisfying ✅

[PVT @propvstruth]

Notice they always have to use AI for their lies because real images and footage don’t exist.

[Nyi Roro kidul @Nyi_Rorookidul]

when you first had a child

[Naim @naimmmmmmmmmmmm]

@_stainless0_

[Rishabh @Rixhabh__]

STOP TELLING CHATGPT "CHECK MY GRAMMAR AND WRITING".

Bad prompt = Bad result.

Use these prompts instead and see the magic:

[ann wawoo IS SEEING BTS!🐈‍⬛ @strwchaosy]

found this on thread😭😭😭

[Audio na video @kim_2k04]

A man was sentenced to 7 years in prison for stealing millions of money🥹💔

Two years into his sentence, he received a letter from his father:

“My dear son, you’ve left me in old age and sickness. The planting season has arrived, and I have no one to help me plow the field and plant maize. I wish you were here to help me. God willing, we shall meet again.”

The son replied:

“Dear father, please don’t dig in the field for now. That’s where I buried all the money I stole. Wait until I’m released.”

As all prisoner letters are read by the prison guards, the next morning, over 100 prison officers showed up at the father’s farm and dug every inch of it — but they found nothing.

The son later wrote back:

“Dear Dad, I hope you enjoyed the help I sent you. You can now go ahead and plant your maize.”